Large Penis Humor

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  1. Pitbull

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    The new hooker had just finished her first trick. When
    she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans
    all gathered around to hear the details. She said,
    "Well, he was a big, muscular and handsome marine."

    "Well? What did he want to do?" they all asked.

    She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but
    he said he did not have that much. So, I told him a blow
    job would be $75, but he did not have that much either.
    Finally I said, 'Well how much do you have?' The marine
    said he only had $25. So, I told him, 'For $25, all I
    can give you is a hand job.' He agreed and after getting
    the finances straight, he pulled it out. I put one
    hand on it. Then, I put the other hand above that one."

    She paused, raised her eyebrows, and then continues,
    "Then I put the first hand above the second hand..."

    "Oh my God!" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge!
    Then what did you do?"

    "I loaned him $75!"
     
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    Very good! I always love trying to figure out where a joke is going.
     
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    LOL
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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