Okay, so I was having a conversation with this chick, right? And for reasons that I won't delve deeply into right now we start talking about weiners. She mentions a mutual friend of ours and says that she once had sex with him solely due to the size of his penis, to which I replied, "Wow, what a 'ho." I mean, I obviously didn't say this out loud, but that's what I was thinking, right?
Right.
Oh wait, never mind, I did say she was a 'ho out loud. Actually I think the phrase I used was "cavernous vag hag" but that's not really relevant to our discussion. Women aren't people anyway.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, women make excellent housepets just so long as you're careful not to let them slobber all over you. Unless that's your thing, in which case hey, I'm not judging, but that's pretty disgusting y'all.
Anyway, the long and the short of it is that we both started wondering aloud just how common penises of different sizes were. And all the while we were doing so I was thinking about this website, and how I used to frequent it, and how much fun I had, and how it was all destroyed by hookers and blow.
I guess the bottom line is that I want to apologize. I know now that what I did was wrong. I was out of line. If you guys wanna put together a lynch mob and hang me with my own dick, that's certainly your right, but I'd much rather we just moved past all this and got down to what's important in life: cocks. I have a genuine desire to know what all o' y'all think about the rarity of penii of various sizes. Please, if you're going to take the survey, include all pertinent data like, you know, what your personal experiences have been, whether you believe your personal experiences differ from what should be statistically expected and if so why, etc.
I would like to state for the record that if I think you sound like an idiot I am not even going to bother flaming you, you will just be ignored, so don't try to rile me up. I'm a Buddhist now, bitches. Dig it.
Oh, and on a semi-related note, pumperthumper is dead. I killed him. There can be only one cosmic penis, you see, and his existence was threatening the space-time continuum. Now mine reigns supreme, and I will make you all my slaves one day soon. Count on it.
As a token of my good will, here is a picture of some dude I found on the internet. I dunno who he is, seems kinda hot, also sorta familiar for some reason.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/duomaxwell24816/2006-10-28/baf42f06-5.jpg
Right.
Oh wait, never mind, I did say she was a 'ho out loud. Actually I think the phrase I used was "cavernous vag hag" but that's not really relevant to our discussion. Women aren't people anyway.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, women make excellent housepets just so long as you're careful not to let them slobber all over you. Unless that's your thing, in which case hey, I'm not judging, but that's pretty disgusting y'all.
Anyway, the long and the short of it is that we both started wondering aloud just how common penises of different sizes were. And all the while we were doing so I was thinking about this website, and how I used to frequent it, and how much fun I had, and how it was all destroyed by hookers and blow.
I guess the bottom line is that I want to apologize. I know now that what I did was wrong. I was out of line. If you guys wanna put together a lynch mob and hang me with my own dick, that's certainly your right, but I'd much rather we just moved past all this and got down to what's important in life: cocks. I have a genuine desire to know what all o' y'all think about the rarity of penii of various sizes. Please, if you're going to take the survey, include all pertinent data like, you know, what your personal experiences have been, whether you believe your personal experiences differ from what should be statistically expected and if so why, etc.
I would like to state for the record that if I think you sound like an idiot I am not even going to bother flaming you, you will just be ignored, so don't try to rile me up. I'm a Buddhist now, bitches. Dig it.
Oh, and on a semi-related note, pumperthumper is dead. I killed him. There can be only one cosmic penis, you see, and his existence was threatening the space-time continuum. Now mine reigns supreme, and I will make you all my slaves one day soon. Count on it.
As a token of my good will, here is a picture of some dude I found on the internet. I dunno who he is, seems kinda hot, also sorta familiar for some reason.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/duomaxwell24816/2006-10-28/baf42f06-5.jpg
