Largest average length in an orgy or threesome

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  1. gingernuts

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    Okay ladies, time for you to tell us the biggest average length that you have witnessed during an orgy or threesome.

    Thats the lengths added up and divided by the number of cocks.
     
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    So this is addressed to the guys pretending to be women then?
     
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    God said I could have a big dick or be able to make witty comebacks so er, yeah, whatever......
     
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    Oh goody! A math lesson.

    I think you should direct this to the men as well since they quite often are involved in these affairs (besides which you'll get bigger numbers).
     
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    Of all the things I could think of to be curious about on this site, that ranks toward the bottom, any relevent reason why that matters there are more important things in an orgy or 3some then the average dick size, sorry.
     
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    And in case I've never been in an orgy???
     
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    That's just mean :rolleyes:
     
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    hmmm one threesome.... three women.... no peens at all..

    *does math on fingers, starts to reminisce..... is now distracted* what was the question?

    boobies *giggle*

    oh, to the ladies who are dudes... the correct answer is 10 inches. every guy there was packing at least 9 inches. one dude was swinging 13 inches of meat.

    physical description: you're 18. blonde hair. blue eyes. tanned, all over *giggle* you hate tan lines. you have EE breasts. weigh 97lbs. and the orgy was your first time. you love cock. and don't mind cum in your eyes or your hair.

    you engaged in:
    DP.
    DPV.
    DPA.
    DPA/DPV *all men participating in the monster cock orgy were gymnasts or ninjas... the dude with the 13 inch cock, ninja gymnast (repping it for the asians) :smile:)
    a cock sucker relay.
    titty fucking. *see EE breasts*
    lesbian sex - 69, dildo fun, ass eating *your 19 year old swedish roommate walked in on the orgy, at first she was shy, but after seeing those huge cocks she had to join in the fun*

    you're numbers: 3,457 orgasms... all squirting.
    took 7 loads *real men can keep it rock hard for 72 hours without cumming :rolleyes:*
    broke sodomy and decency laws in 37 states.
    killed one camera man *a guy fucks for 72 hours, the resulting load is pretty much a protein bullet*
    lube used: none, not even for the DPV/DPA. you were just dripping wet.
     
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    Holly Crap!
    Turn this post into a sticky!
    PLEASE!!
     
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    Now, you're going to go turning on all the credulous guys. :biggrin1:
     
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    Post of the day, week, month... LMAO
     
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    Bravo, what a pisser!!
     
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    Wow. +1
     
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    i was going to say,
    what a fucking stupid thread,
    but mickey's post has made this thread glorious.
     
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    where in the hell can i find these orgies to participate by myself? :p
     
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    Porn.
     
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    my mommy will be really sad i guess if i do that...:DD
     
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    Not to be pedantic or whatever, but how can you describe a biggest average? Isn't the average size just, well, the average?

    But I get what you mean.

    And the answer is 42. The answer is always 42.

    Or, it's 11. As in, "This one goes to 11".
     
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    Sounds like wanking fodder
     
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    i see someone is a hitchhiker's guide fan.
     
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