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First, disclaimer, I do not come here often, so please do not be expecting many updates.

I was pulling out from my parking space from a grocery store in Southern California today, and I saw this guy with rather tight shorts. Actually, he was bulging more than I have ever seen in porn or real life. He was in a pair of exercise shorts, blue, and they were super snug around the butt because they were being pulled very hard by a bulge that was EASILY the size of two fists (and, trust me, I generally underestimate measurements). Was in a bit of shock (and not the best backer-outer, so was already a bit flustered) and so I did not stay much, but I will tell you I was über turned on the entire drive/the rest of today. It was rounded, with a bit of definition along the outer edge to show a very thick member holding back what must have been some massive balls. I must say, I have gone through all the fantasies and wished that I could have just admired for a minute or two more.

So, hope you enjoy that.
Below, please post as detailed as possible the best bulge story you have.
 
As a spin instructor I wear bike tights to work and sometimes when we do our stretching drills on the bike I am sitting up straight and bulged up. At this point I sometimes get very inquisitive smiles from the cougars in the front row. I wear bike shorts five or six days a week and get a lot of looks.
 
A shortish, 50ish, chubby, unattractive man who works near me has one of the most ridiculously huge bulges I have ever seen, in real life or anywhere on the web. It is truly unbelievable.

Because he is short and has a big waist he wears baggy jeans... But what he has in his crotch is unmistakeable. Some jeans worn by some men produce a big mound at the crotch when in fact there is nothing special there...

But this guy's crotch bulges obscenely out in front of him, up and down, and sways from side to side as he walks. You can even see it drooping between his legs from behind him. It seriously looks as though he has a large cantaloupe stuffed in there!

The first time I saw him, I was embarrassed by my own reaction. I walked by, did a double take, turned around, crossed the street and followed him, passed him and waited so I could see it again. It was just unreal. I remember my heart pounding in my ears, and I hope my jaw wasn't dropping to the ground as he passed.

This was about five years ago and I still see him all the time. The thing is, I'm not sure it's sexy. To me it's more like a circus sideshow what this guy has in his pants... So obscenely big that you just can't look away, but not necessarily hot, especially since the rest of him is not at all attractive.

I feel quite guilty fantasizing about it, since there are only three possibilities to explain this and none of them is appealing:

1) He has some kind of inoperable hernia or terrible benign tumour that can't be removed, so needless to say that would be sad rather than sexy;

2) He is one of those weirdos who is into saline injections or silicone or some other bizarre way to create a giant bulge, and gets off on it, since there is no way he couldn't notice the stares he must get;

3) He is a shy and unattractive guy with what must be the fattest cock and biggest balls in Canada. Doesn't seem interested in guys though, so where does that get me?

Anyway, quite a unique individual! I wonder if he is on this site?
 
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