Largest Dick on LPSG?

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  1. Imported

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    Thumper_10x7_CA: Here on LPSG are the biggest, best cocks in the world. Which one of us posters do we think has the BIGGEST dick of all? I ask this because for the first time I'm in the company of men who are obviously bigger than myself. I'm 10x6.5 and I know you men on here are bigger. So step up and claim the title if you think you're the biggest of the big.
     
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    longtimelurker: Now is it just me that's quaking in my boots at the prospect of the 'NO THAT CAN'T BE REAL - POST A PICTURE!!!!!' war that I can hear rumbling on the horizon?
     
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    seven_wants_ten: I'm the biggest, and I don't need pics to prove it because this is a community where everyone is trusted!
     
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    Thumper_10x7_CA: I think I may agree with you longtime... Maybe it was a bad idea to start this thread. I asked the question in all innocence, that the reason I put it here and not on the pic posting group. Im just curious as to how big is really the biggest on a normal, working, every day kind of guy. Not a porn star. (and I'm not saying porn stars don't work... I did not mean that at all)
     
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    Too many wanna be hung guys out there with inflated egos and number.. that is all I am going to say.
     
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    Well, here's my oinion: I don't care who has the biggest schlong! I know it's not me. I'm at LPSG because here we can discuss the ins and outs (well, you know what I mean) of having industrial sized meat without turning the discussion into a size contest. I want to share size issues with other hung dudes, not get into a game of one-upsmanship. There are members here who are into the competitive thing, to be sure; I'm not one of them.
     
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    nacard01: I would have to agree with Whopper. Given my looks and size my attitude could very easily be that of "showing up other guys" or "knowing that I am better then other guys". I am nice, friendly and pleasant to others. I see no reason to have this kind of attitude because regardless of how cute I am or how big my dick is. There is more to a person then just physical traits.

    Nate
     
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    Donk: I agree with DMW and Nate that this place really is not about competition to be the biggest and with longtimelurker that any attempt to determine that title is likely to degenerate into a useless shouting match over who's telling the truth. There is already a list, compiled by tallmansf, ranking all the sizes that have been reported here. (Maybe someone has the link handy and will post it.) Which claims you believe are up to you. I know that my own endowment is bigger than some claims here but smaller than others that I find believable and that's good enough for me.
     
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    I agree, and it is the absence of bragging and competitive spirit that is so good about lpsg. It's also good and a refreshing experience to be run of the mill in this company instead of 'sticking out' ;).
     
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    HUMONGOUS: why would you want to know who has the biggest schlong, and how will it benefit you to know that information? in the absence of someone monitoring our measurements members could easily quote any number of inches they wish. there does not seem to be a competitive edge here----this is a support group.
     
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    drambone: I kinda agree with the original thread. We're here either because we're hung or because we like hung guys. Most of us are guys. Guys like to know who has the newest, brightest, biggest and so on. I mean, all other issues aside, wouldn't it be FUN to know who has the longest and the widest? It sounds to me like the biggest penises in the world are HERE after all - and penises this size are rare.
     
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    Thumper_10x7_CA: Oh boy... I sure am sorry I posted this one! I didn't mean for this to become some huge heated debate. I am (was) just curious as to how large is the honestly largest penis in normal society. If it's 18" how can that man function on a daily basis. I'm a curious guy, I like to know how things are done. Thats all it was.
     
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    mindseye: [quote author=Thumper_10x7_CA link=board=meetgreet;num=1069078134;start=0#11 date=11/18/03 at 11:01:30]Oh boy... I sure am sorry I posted this one! I didn't mean for this to become some huge heated debate. I am (was) just curious as to how large is the honestly largest penis in normal society. If it's 18" how can that man function on a daily basis. I'm a curious guy, I like to know how things are done. Thats all it was.[/quote]


    *nods* You know, though -- a guy's ability to 'function on a daily basis' is influenced enough by his build, the style of dress his profession demands, how private his living situation is, and other factors, that this sort of curiosity isn't entirely a function of size.
     
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    Thumper_10x7_CA: Yes I understand what you are saying mindseye and if this was an obesity forum or a big feet forum I'd ask those questions. Just so happens this is about big dicks so the question seemed appropriate with out adding off topic questions to it.
     
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    suthngigolo: i think kermit has the largest penis/problem on the board. there've been others drop by to say they are similarly sized.

    to me, it doesn't really matter. it just magnifies the issues that come with having a large endowment. all i have to say is thank god i am not that size and it hasn't gotten to be a problem for me like it has for the larger guys on here. this is a great place to just talk about the real stuff we care about. like just getting through your day whether it includes sex or not.
     
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    nacard01: Whether or not I am the biggest I couldn't say. The addage that there is always someone bigger (better) applies. Some days I wake up indifferently but many days I wake up and wish I was a show off. If I was a show off then I wouldn't care. But realistically, what is the difference between 11" and 13"? Big is big no matter how ya slice it. So for those guys who are 9 or 10".....you are all that and a bag of chips in my opinion.
    :) :) :) :) :)

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    mindseye: [quote author=Thumper_10x7_CA link=board=meetgreet;num=1069078134;start=0#13 date=11/18/03 at 11:38:02]Yes I understand what you are saying mindseye and if this was an obesity forum or a big feet forum I'd ask those questions. Just so happens this is about big dicks so the question seemed appropriate with out adding off topic questions to it. [/quote]


    Well, see, I didn't think any of those questions *were* off-topic:

    • Build: After I lost 35 pounds last year, my bulge became a lot more prominent, because my pants didn't fit the same way.
    • Profession: Swimmers are gonna have a lot more issues than lab techs, 'cause a lab coat hides a lot more than a speedo...
    • Privacy: Live in a dorm -- communal showers, roommates? Or still live with your folks? You're gonna have issues there, too.

    Frankly it'd be an amazing coincidence if the person on here with the largest penis was also the person who had the most difficulty functioning with it.

    So, Thumper, was this about coping, or was it about numbers?
     
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    prepstudinsc: This could mean one of two things....
    1. largest penis, or
    2. largest idiot on LPSG

    If we take it to mean largest penis, we have to wade through all the liars, so it's probably not a good question. If we go for the other alternative, I have my vote, but I'm not going to name any names here.....
     
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    tallmansf: The file referred to above is the "LPSG Hall of Fame." I updated it most recently on October 3. The file is the the "Files" section on the Yahoo LPSG web site (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lpsg_org). It's currently the sixth link down on the list.

    At the time I posted that file the largest self-reported size on the site was 17.75 inches by jakethesnake69, but there was some debate about the authenticity of that claim. (Canyou hear the arguments starting up again?)

    A more telling statistic may be that there are 16 guys on the list with 13" and over, 42 with 11" and over, and 77 with 10" or over.
     
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