Largest Penis in the world

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    This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect! - Softpedia

    January 19th, 2008, 09:17 GMT| By Stefan Anitei




    We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.

    Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis! Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in body size, have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size. In some African countries, 'hanging like a gorilla' is considered an insult.

    So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

    Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.

    But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

    "When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what's in my trousers. It's become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn't think I'm a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.
     
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    Oh god, will this conversation about Jonah ever end?
     
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    No. No it wont.
     
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    Ny guys r hung lol Jonah is an ugly fella
     
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    Largest Penis in the world.............


    Is in my pants, ITS MINE!!! HAHAHA :biggrin1:
     
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    In short - we will believe it when we see it.
     
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    "Mommy, make the bad man go away..."
     
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    You might have the fattest haha mmm it looks tasty too....
     
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    If Jonah cock is as big as they say it is, why would he not get into porn rather than doing nothing , Get out of your moms apartment and get a job
     
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    Geez, Jonah is fake... He once showed his tiny dick on dutch national tv. What a tiny semihard dick he had... some 4 inches- and thin... The girthy guys I've known were also girthy flaccid. Jonah is a fraud as far as being the biggest... I doubt it is actually bigger than average'ish...

    Besides Jonah is a member here - he can just prove me wrong..
     
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    The man is pathetic.
     
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    Stupid author of the article says we're apes, but then says we're monkies. Which is it, dumbass?
     
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    This chart showing Jonah compared to average and porn stars is stupid. The porn stars penis size is just a tad exaggerated.
     

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    Given that he is a celebrity solely by virtue of claiming without evidence that he has a large penis, surely millions of other men should be as famous as he is.
     
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    Jonah's, however, is not exaggerated at all! :rolleyes:
     
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    maybe :biggrin1:, thanks
     
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    i think everybody should just let this man be...i don't know him,but the whole situation is sad,it's not this man's fault that he had some size to his dick and the rest of the world's tabloid's bought into the idea(false as it may be) of him having the biggest dick in the world.
    the dick generals on this site pretty much know how big he is.
    and yes, i do think he should own up to his true size,but at this point the world outside this site have just ran wild with him being that dude.

    but in the end,what do you really get for having the world's biggest dick?
    and what is it about this guy that gets people upset?
     
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    What I think upsets people is his "woe is me, my huge dick is a curse" schtick. That's bad enough, but he tops it off by not even backing it up. IF he were the size he claims and had used his first chance at celebrity as the shining opportunity it was, he would be widely admired and envied. I doubt he would have trouble finding women to take up the challenge of "The Biggest in the World"
    Instead, he's just another wannabe, seemingly a self-hating one.
     
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    I have actually had sex w/ Jonah Falcon in N.Y. in his room at his apartment that he shared with Mom, years ago, He bottomed for me, and he does have a huge cock which he LOVES to show-off, I dated him a couple of times, and he was even given a "Talking To" at the gym we both belonged to, as he was regularly doing what he could to show-off his meat. It IS huge, he is a nice guy, but his cock, and showing it off, was where his priorities were. I am sure that somewhere in the World, there is a bigger cock, that the person who has it, does NOT go to the same lengths, (if at all) to show it off. There is more to a person then what's between their legs, and as 9/11 showed us, we can lose it ALL in just seconds!
     
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