What's the largest soft dick (not erect) you've seen ?
Where did you see it ?
At a conference in the showers
How big would you estimate it was ?
Well over 6" and thick enough that it mostly obscured his scrotum
Who did it belong to ?
A friend of mine who won the genetic lottery (model good looks, tall, muscular without having to be a gym rat, huge endowment, multi talented, near perfect memory, and seriously intelligent, plus a genuinely nice guy)
How did you react to seeing it ?
Most people knew that he was very well endowed, because people talk. First time actually seeing it though, me and basically everyone else in the shower just stared and someone said "what do you feed that thing?". He laughed and said, "whatever it wants".