I find it interesting that Stern has filed suit against Blonde Ambition author Rita Cosby for defamation, but Birkhead has not although he indicated to Larry King that he intended to do so. Makes you wonder if Larry B. may have something in his past that he doesn't want aired during discovery should he file a civil suit.
If he does file, there goes my theory...if he doesn't, chances are pretty good that he has engaged in some man-loving. Of course even that wouldn't prove that he sucked Howard K Stern's dick.
Just because Rita is such a fag-hag, I'd volunteer to do some undercover work for her. I really think they're both rather cute which might partly explain why Anna Nicole was such a gay icon.