Last words???

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  1. jeff black

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    In light of this wind/rain/snow storm that is sweeping Canada at the moment, I starting thinking about death.

    What would your last words be if you could say them?
     
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    I was thinking something along the lines of....

    I'm takin' all you mothah fuckahs with me!!!!!:rolleyes:
     
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    Kiss me before you die!:crying:
     
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    Jeez, how I'd love to be thunderin' along the highways of Canada with a psycho like you tonight. :rolleyes:
     
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    It would certainly be colourful.:tongue: *wonders if Alex can see Blood red, and newly smashed blue?*:rolleyes:

    Btw, if you were my co-pilot, there would be nothing to worry about. There would be a pit stop at every gas station for certain "activities":tongue:
     
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    If you two were snowed in...I shudder to think.:rolleyes:
     
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    Shhhh, John.. there would be no shortage of heat....:biggrin1:

    Back to my question.:biggrin1:

    I might also say, goodbye, with a tip of the hat.
     
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    OH, SHIT!!!
     
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    In keeping with my predilection for great film endings, I may look the Grim Reaper in the eye and say, "frankly, my dear, I don't give damn."
     
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    I think i would take some time to quote Emily, i'd probably sing it to the tune of Amazing Grace:

    Because I could not stop for Death,
    He kindly stopped for me;
    The carriage held but just ourselves
    And Immortality.

    We slowly drove, he knew no haste,
    And I had put away
    My labor, and my leisure too,
    For his civility.


    We passed the school, where children strove
    At recess, in the ring;
    We passed the fields of gazing grain,
    We passed the setting sun.


    Or rather, he passed us;
    The dews grew quivering and chill,
    For only gossamer my gown,
    My tippet only tulle.


    We paused before a house that seemed
    A swelling of the ground;
    The roof was scarcely visible,
    The cornice but a mound.


    Since then 'tis centuries, and yet each
    Feels shorter than the day
    I first surmised the horses' heads
    Were toward eternity.
     
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    I don't know if this counts as last words, but the sounds you'd hear as I lay dying would be me fatally vomiting while JBT butchers both Emily Dickinson and Amazing Grace.
     
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    Yup, but as last words, they're intelligently chosen.
    They take a century...
     
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    At last you have come Rubi!:shock:

    Kiss me before I die!!:kiss:
     
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    Hahaha.
    Now you know why I don't have any gallery shots.:tongue:
     
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    "Only a rube would carry a pitchfork indoors."
     
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    "I told you I was sick!"
     
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