Late for work because you needed a little more time to shoot your load

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by B_dxjnorto, Apr 23, 2010.

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Number of times per month late for work due to rubbing or fucking.

  1. Never

    25 vote(s)
    19.1%
  2. Once

    22 vote(s)
    16.8%
  3. Twice

    26 vote(s)
    19.8%
  4. Three times

    12 vote(s)
    9.2%
  5. Four times

    7 vote(s)
    5.3%
  6. Five times

    8 vote(s)
    6.1%
  7. Six times

    6 vote(s)
    4.6%
  8. Seven times

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Eight times

    2 vote(s)
    1.5%
  10. Nine times

    2 vote(s)
    1.5%
  11. Ten times

    1 vote(s)
    0.8%
  12. Eleven times

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Twelve times or more

    20 vote(s)
    15.3%
  1. B_dxjnorto

    B_dxjnorto New Member

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    Take the poll and/or comment. It seems like once or twice per month I get busy with a morning hard-on and sometimes have to race to make it to work on time. Anybody else?
     
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  2. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    i hope you dont mind if i answered that as a female.
     
  3. B_dxjnorto

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    Not at all Madame. Sorry I didn't write it to make you feel included. Thanks.

    Reminded me to vote myself.
     
  4. catman

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    never kept count....need a 'range' answer....but yes it has happened...

    once came all over my shirt and tie so had to take time to redo that....or worse cum on slacks....
     
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    Great question.
    I can't get away from my morning porn fix stroke sessions.
    I'm late nearly every day, but being on time is not important to me.
    My penis is a morale booster at work. Maybe I should suggest motivational posters featuring my boner be put up in the breakroom.
     
  6. B_dxjnorto

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    Wow. Tell us more.
     
  7. fratpack

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    lol. the story of my life...always need that one last wank before i face the world.
     
  8. jimmyboy1012

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    at least once a week. I can't just do a quick jerk either, i gotta take the time to enjoy it. Blow my wad on my chest and face and then jump go the shower. Those are the best days!
     
  9. Gillette

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    I hear you.

    There's nothing worse than getting so close but not being able to finish in time. It can leave you very cranky. Much better to be a little late and relaxed.
     
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    just this week an older woman(55-60 yrs)who's a manager at one of the offices i deliver to at least three times a week talked about being late to work this week because her husband took a long time to cum while they were having sex(due to his new erectile meds,i didn't hear wich one,she just said "his get hard pills")and she wanted to make sure he was satisfied before he went on his golfing trip.
    i was shocked and trying to act like i wasn't hearing this while holding back my laughter.
    i hope i'm gettin' it like that if i make it up to the golden years.
     
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    I had to answer never because the job I have now does not require I get there at a specific time. However, I can remember times past when I had to make up excuses for my lateness *and* excuses for white spots on my clothes like "Oh, I had trouble opening the damn milk carton this morning!" :biggrin1:
     
  12. SR_Manny Manparts

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    It's happened to me before! Hahaha
     
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    no one ever minds hearing from you cutie
     
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    I've only begun to become a chronic morning masturbator in the past 2 to 3 months because I work with a lot of attractive & intelligent women (most of whom are in committed relationships). Now I consider 3 women in the office to be really good friends, we joke around, watch movies, go for lunch together, etc., but I can not ignore the fact that they are very sexy women, each in their own right. So of course I'm going to take off the edge in the morning before working with them.

    The funny part is that even when I'm "late" I'm still the 2nd or 4th person in the office, so the only person(s) that know when I'm late are those very women.
    I know I could get to work on time/earlier if I stopped stroking in the morning, but damn I fear I'll actually say or do something to one of them, and I would NEVER want to out of respect for them and their bfs who I've met.
     
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    if i go online before work and look at porn, i can lose track of time till i skwirt a nice big wad...
     
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    When nature calls, what's a man to do, eh? :tongue:
     
  17. Jamieshardforyou

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    Allll the time, every morning, then shower then work. Never late though, I get up early haha
     
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