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madame_zora said:
I have a feeling he could still type...

Then I have another idea: it's very hard to concentrate on typing while feeling the friction of salty,rigid flesh rubbing against the ruins of one's vanquished sphincter as the prostate is being slammed increasingly faster as the top partner's hips kick into overdrive upon hearing the bottom partner's moans of abject surrender. Or so I would suspect.
 

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DoubleMeatWhopper said:
Then I have another idea: it's very hard to concentrate on typing while feeling the friction of salty,rigid flesh rubbing against the ruins of one's vanquished sphincter as the prostate is being slammed increasingly faster as the top partner's hips kick into overdrive upon hearing the bottom partner's moans of abject surrender. Or so I would suspect.

eksiyrvsieo8nroasuiosdfovs. Apparently that happens just from reading about it. Photo ops, please!
 

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*feels loved at all this wonderful attention from my thread*

It's pronounced Shi-ii, or Zii-i, and inspired from Chinese... but I won't tell anybody any more than that :p

It's coz of my Asian boyfriend :) *heart*
 

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DoubleMeatWhopper said:
Then I have another idea: it's very hard to concentrate on typing while feeling the friction of salty,rigid flesh rubbing against the ruins of one's vanquished sphincter as the prostate is being slammed increasingly faster as the top partner's hips kick into overdrive upon hearing the bottom partner's moans of abject surrender. Or so I would suspect.

You've been talking dirty a lot lately, do I have to send Spladle over to pleasure you?
 

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DoubleMeatWhopper said:
Then I have another idea: it's very hard to concentrate on typing while feeling the friction of salty,rigid flesh rubbing against the ruins of one's vanquished sphincter as the prostate is being slammed increasingly faster as the top partner's hips kick into overdrive upon hearing the bottom partner's moans of abject surrender. Or so I would suspect.

Respond to that last one when I'm through....:wank:
 

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Sorcerer said:
You've been talking dirty a lot lately, do I have to send Spladle over to pleasure you?

vinny_spiruccino said:
OK you fucks! I've been getting left out of this WAAAAAYY too frequently!!!

I think Sorcerer and Vinny could handle the job quite nicely. I don't even need to check their résumés!
 

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DoubleMeatWhopper said:
Then I have another idea: it's very hard to concentrate on typing while feeling the friction of salty,rigid flesh rubbing against the ruins of one's vanquished sphincter as the prostate is being slammed increasingly faster as the top partner's hips kick into overdrive upon hearing the bottom partner's moans of abject surrender. Or so I would suspect.
Pfft. Nothing could distract me from typing.

:rolleyes:

OH, LOOK, A SHINY
 

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So I just posted some new pics on my profile :)

There are now: A few of me, and two pics of my boyfriend - when he's hard and when he's soft.
 

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You would say that... Straight boy :p

And thanks Spladle... You're uh.. Charming :)
 

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Xii said:
You would say that... Straight boy :p
I may be straight, but I could still fuck you into a state of unconsciousness.

I mean, um, what?

*bounces off to give a blowjob*
Xii said:
And thanks Spladle... You're uh.. Charming :)
You're welcome, and I know. :smile: