Late-Late-Night Talk-Show Host Says He's Big

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An Impolite Inquiry Into the Sexual Orientation of Craig Ferguson, the Well-Endowed (look he brags about it)

Craig proudly alludes (yet again) to his "large sausage", and explains, "After all I'm Scottish."

Disregarding what anyone thinks about this comedienne's looks, talent or visibility, or lack of such, he is one of the few in the entertainment industry that I'm aware of who talks about his own endowment. Who's straight out talking about his large size. But is it just exaggeration, a lot of Hollywood egotism? Is it only a cheap gimmick for his comedy routine? A phony way to attract groupies or one-night stands?

Inquiring minds want to know!!


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So anyway I went to see Craig Ferguson do a live stand up comedy show last week....The show was at the Chicago Zanies Comedy Club.

Ferguson is, in my opinion, the funniest man on late night television. His television comedy may hint at blue subjects from time to time but the language is all ways clean. The live stand up also hints at the blue without ever really crossing into it (except for a bit at the end where he talks about his enormous penis)...


Yes. I saw Craig Ferguson with my own eyes. I don't see celebrities in real life all that much, so it's still a sensation that needs some getting used to....Seeing Craig Ferguson onstage last night felt very... surreal.

For starters, I am used to seeing Craig Ferguson in a suit. He wears suits in The Late Late Show, obviously a standard uniform for late show hosts. In the sitcom The Drew Carey Show, he struts around as the English department store boss Nigel Wick, looking immaculate in suits that often even included waistcoats! But last night, there he was, dressed casually in jeans and a simple black shirt open at the collar....

...Third, his jokes. Most definitely dirtier. Much dirtier. No more cheeky "naughty little monkey" jokes. I've read about how different he is in standup compared to his show, but still I was reeling in surprise! Very different humor, but I enjoyed it all the same. Some of his best jokes were: [about his supposedly giant 'manhood'] "It takes a lot to feed that thing! Every time I get an erection I faint because so much blood has to go into it." *audience guffaws* "...well, everyone else in the room faints too."


Craig has mentioned many times that he is fairly well endowed. If that is so, wouldn't he be concerned with straining himself if gravity was overpowering?

Yeah, for my own conservatism, I hope Craig wears boxers or briefs underneath his kilt-esp. if he goes on stage. BUT... maybe that's part of the game, an occasional FLASH to get the ladies going (Scottish humor?) Perhaps a Scot feels one is not truly 'in costume' unless 'the member' is NOT IN anything?


Night owls know that Ferguson, 45, is the critically acclaimed host of The Late Late Show on CBS. Last night, the affable Scot performed a relaxed and enjoyable standup routine for a sold-out house at the McPherson Playhouse.

Ferguson's comic shtick was part observational humour and part story-telling. Despite one chest-thumping bit about the size of his penis (Ferguson joked he stores his massive appendage in the overhead compartment on planes), the comic's stance is mostly a self-deprecating one.
 

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I didnt like him on the Drew Carrey show but his talk show is very entertaining.

He isnt classically cute but personality can make up for a lot...
 

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Absolutely love Craig....whatever he's packin, is alright with me...
....Adorable, sexy man...marry me, Craig!!!!!
 

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he did have a couple vpl's on drew carey, the purple spandex leggings can be seen on youtube there are several videos of Craigs best lines on he show..if u seek ye shall find...
however he did NOT seem to be packing much, hes either a grower or a liar.
 

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Before he worked in the states he worked in England. He headlined in a British film called The Big Tease (about a hairdressing competition)


I used to think he was really hot, but has hardly been seen on these shores in probably the last decade.

It would be nice to think he had a huge cock under his kilt...and hopefully a large set of low hanging balls as well.
 

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havent any of you guys seen the show? thats just his sense of humor. i dont know whats going on in his pants but even if he is "big" the jokes he makes are meant to be jokes. :wink: