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PORN IS FOR FAGS?!! Uh-oh!1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
Porn addiction is closely associated with homosexuality and a secretive nature implies hes trying to hide something from you
Hmm. For some reason, "gay" was not the first explanation that that suggested to me.3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
Have you noticed a lack of interest in spiritual issues?
What is this, Seinfeld? Not that there's anything wrong with that.4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home
Uh-oh, got me again!5) Gym membership but no interest in sports
The "list of 15 commonly-accepted characteristics of men struggling with homosexuality within a marriage" is good for some laughs, or at least some derisive exclamations of "Hah!"
PORN IS FOR FAGS?!! Uh-oh!
Hmm. For some reason, "gay" was not the first explanation that that suggested to me.
What is this, Seinfeld? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Uh-oh, got me again!
Wow, all those suggestions and not a single mention about the buttplug in the shoebox under the bed in the spare room....
When I'm in the presence of someone whom I care about, I frequently avoid the phone out of deference, and websurfing is, by its very nature, a solitary activity: you cannot give someone your undivided attention and be on the computer at the same time.1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
Porn addiction is closely associated with homosexuality and a secretive nature implies hes trying to hide something from you. Be on the lookout for a man who doesnt want to web surf or answer phone calls in your presence. Texting is another favorite trick used by adulterers. For the sake of trust, a married couple should share everything, including phone logs, email accounts, chat friends and website histories.
um . . . wouldn't he have better odds in the homosexual "world"?Maybe he’s just using you as unwitting cover as he seeks playmates in the heterosexual world.
Oh yeah! Forget Craigslist and Manhunt. Let's all head to Bible Study!!! LOL!Does it ever seem as if he’s just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men?
Does your man have dry skin Nevermind, real men are flakey slobs.Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Does your man . . . use face moisturizers?
Or possibly a sign he's had a good, hard workout (okay, no pun intended).If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign.
hmmm . . . do ya think this chick is a little repressed?Gay men don’t need words to communicate their availability for sex “hook ups.” They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies . . .
Or just maybe you're not wet enough. Or maybe he's kinda bored with the whole missionary thing.If there is a sudden interest in . . . lubricants, . . . or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.
Who knew scarves were expensive, much less gay? I sure didn't, did you? Seriously, who 'exchanges scarves'? Is that like a secret promise ring?Do they exchange expensive, personal gifts like scarves or cologne?
"Oh you go, Sister Mary Girlfriend, flap those flippers! . . . . . and God bless."In a sense, he has “let his hair down” and this will be seen in excessive back talk and speaking with one’s hands.
'Will and Grace' didn't make the gay icon list? Well, I never! Anyhoo, "genuine heterosexual men" only watch the Outdoor channel and Fox "news". Never football, those crotch grabbing uniforms are too gay, not to mention the butt slaps. Better yet, they shoot their televisions and then take off to hunt large animals, or they go homo-free truck bogging.Gossip websites, Glee and The Golden Girls are three well-documented icons of the gay movement that genuine heterosexual men avoid.
I'd be more worried if he wore a speedo to Bible Study.Does he wear a speedo at the beach?
Gel? What gel? Are we talking hair gel here? Surely that right there encapsulates everything on the list.Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel?
Yes it is. And very fine satire at that.The website is satire.