Laugh or Cry?? -- 12 signs your husband may be gay
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This on a Christian web site.... Shocking.
"Motivational Children's Party Entertainer"??? This should be #1 on the next Christwire.com list for how to spot a pedophile.
Its garbage like this list numbers #1-#15 that makes me hate everything about Christian/Catholic church. That and every sermon every single week 52 weeks of every year is about making bigger cash donations to God!
I spent Kindergarten through 11 grade in all Catholic schools and some of my best friends are gay (they were in my classes). Shame on this ignorant man who wrote this list.
I say we should all cry that people waste their entire lives with such hate in their hearts. Then try to force that hate into others to stupid to know better. I am stepping off my soap box now. How ironic is it that I read this today on a Sunday morning?
When I started reading the article, I began to get really pissed off. But since other LPSGers have pointed out it's a parody/joke/poe site, I have calmed down and had a giggle. The part about the author being a "Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package!" is priceless. Although I am rather worried that there are real ministers/evangelists/etc who would readily peddle the articles on this site as serious truth. Well, maybe not THIS article:
Why Do Rabbits Rape Cats? | ChristWire
By the same motivational children's party entertainer and antique bottle collector.
Why Do Rabbits Rape Cats? | ChristWire
By the same motivational children's party entertainer and antique bottle collector.
As an Australian, I was quite flattered that we're worth a mention:
Australia ABC News Channel 7, Breaking Australian Election Results | ChristWire
Australia ABC News Channel 7, Breaking Australian Election Results | ChristWire
The author intentionally aimed all of his writing at getting a rise out of people. His notions are clearly rediculous, and intentionally so. I think it is dumb to stereotype right wing christians because of this guys stereotyping of gays.
This site = The Onion. Read the comments on the site, they are hilarious! Especially the ones by the author
Methinks you kinda missed the point.
I am well acquainted with right-wing christians, and believe you me, they stereotype themselves.
They are "rediculous".
I did skip through an old re-run of the Golden Girls while zapping the other day. Time to change my orientation percentages.
The same Troy McClure who appeared in such feature films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys, the Groovy Mule"?
Hurricane Earl Projected Path, Gay East Coast of America, ChristWire opined on Monday. One headline in late August proclaimed, Warning! Black Music Infiltrates the Minds of Future Homemaking White Women.
Last week, referring to Ken Mehlman, the former Republican Party chairman who came out of the closet last month, ChristWire asked, Why does Ken Mehlman think that choosing the homosexual lifestyle is more important to him than the Republican values he once held so dear?
LOLOL!Last week, referring to Ken Mehlman, the former Republican Party chairman who came out of the closet last month, ChristWire asked, Why does Ken Mehlman think that choosing the homosexual lifestyle is more important to him than the Republican values he once held so dear?
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Though obviously intended to have a sense of humor there is a sadly and still pervasively bigoted homophobic side to this.
There sadly are people who do look at this kind of stuff and do attribute the characteristics described here to have some meaning.
Many years ago I laughed and then made comments back to another person about things that homophobic individuals tend to always attribute to gay men .
My comeback for requirements for membership in the gay mens union, local 6969 were:
1. Must be able to do hair.
2. Must be an excellent dancer.
3. Incredible sense for fashion and color combinations.
4. Flower arranging talents are a must.
5. Able to pass 200 page examination on the music and history of Broadway Musicals.
6. Must own at least 3 pictures of Marilyn Monroe
7. Must own all recordings of Judy Garland
8. Must know what the current plot line is for General Hospital.
9. Must swoon over Biggest Losers "Bob Harper".
10. Owns all recordings of "The Village People".
Though this one is still playing off of stereotypes it is still a crock.
The best one I heard took place many years ago at a gay bar called "Wolfs" in Cathedral City, California.
One of the Bartenders also tended bar at a Lesbian Bar in that same City. He came to me that night and was somewhat disturbed by events of the day.
His statements were:
"Today was a weird day, it makes me really wonder?"
"I was tending down at "XXXX" today and two "Dy..." came in and had a beer. Their discussion was about rebuilding the flathead V8 in a 1949 Ford they were restoring."
"Then this evening I came in here."
"You know Mike XXXX and Joe XXX don't you?"
The Bartender was describing two men who were active in the local leather community at the time both under 6' tall, both over 220lbs, both with bodies that looked like those of COLT models, and the picture of masculinity.[/I]
Their discussion was the re-arranging of their Teddy Bear collection and the profits that they made at their last Tupperware Party.
Again this played against stereotypes.
For or against there can be humor, but some individuals with minds smaller than the average turkey take these things seriously.
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