Laugh or Cry?

[Tight_N_Juicy]

So I just finished having sex with my guy who happens to be quite large (length and girth, very sexy cock and balls I love to fuck and suck) and I always love to lick him clean after he fucks my wet pussy. I was doing just that, and he made me gag a bit and I queefed in the leather chair I was sitting in. The damn chair made the noise very audible and we had a good laugh at it. It's happened before and it's FUCKING embarrassing as hell. Laugh or cry? Fuck it I just laugh. Nothing else I can do. I keep up with my kegel exercises, and know that this is just something that happens when you have rough sex with a big dick, but man it was so mortifying! Hope you all can have a good chuckle with us. Anyone else have an embarrassing story you wanna share?

 

[D_Hugh_Jass]

she queefed like a lunatic and i laughed like one too laughable, not embarrassing

 

[KindlyJedi]

LOL! Happens to us, too. Every time she changes position, like from doggy to missionary. She's very wet and tight, and I'm fairly big. It's something you get used to...can't do anything about it, anyway...

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

It could be worse, my wife has queefed in my face. Loud and long.

 

[giantsfrey]

it happens. i don't think guys really mind. don't worry about it

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

it happens. i don't think guys really mind. don't worry about it

Oh I know he doesn't mind, he loves it. He's an ass and laughs at me every time it happens (not all the time, but it happens lol) I just thought it was fucked up how the damn chair had to work against me like that and increase the volume so much that it was just fuckin comical.

 

[Matt_x]

Oh I know he doesn't mind, he loves it. He's an ass and laughs at me every time it happens (not all the time, but it happens lol) I just thought it was fucked up how the damn chair had to work against me like that and increase the volume so much that it was just fuckin comical.

Eww thats disgusting...Hahaha jk I am like that too when I know my girlfriend feels embarrased. She knows i'm joking and gets a bit more aggressive which is awesome. I'm a playful asshole but we just laugh when it happens. :tongue:

 

[simbablk]

Laugh. All the women that have queefed with me I just laughed. Some were mortified - some embarrassed as hell. But after explaining that I'm not grossed out or anything by it and keep fucking, they eventually get over it too.

Simba

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Thanks for all the responses, but I wanna hear some other stories about times YOU were embarrassed while fucking!! So far I'm getting nothing but guys talkin about how they've had the same thing happen... that's not an embarrassing moment for you guys though, it's the lady who's blushing when a queef happens. Anyone got any good stories we can have a giggle at??

Like I said in my original post, I know that queefs happen and are nothing to be ashamed of.. we laughed together about it and I just wanted to share the hilarity with you all.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

I have a large tongue and stuck it way up my wife's ass, in the process I let a large amount of air in there. I kept licking her ass after I pulled my tongue out and was rewarded by having my tongue farted on.

She laughed, I didn't

Never did that again.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I have a large tongue and stuck it way up my wife's ass, in the process I let a large amount of air in there. I kept licking her ass after I pulled my tongue out and was rewarded by having my tongue farted on.

She laughed, I didn't

Never did that again.

Oh shit, that is pretty blush-worthy!! I'm surprised she wasn't embarrassed too.. I probably would've been if I farted in my guys face lol! Thanks for sharing :smile:

 

[MaxGallos]

This happens all the time, being well endowed causes more air to get in there. Just a natural happening. The girls are usually more embarrassed about it. A few times I've seen some cum kinda fly out a little bit. I've quietly thought to myself cool.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

This happens all the time, being well endowed causes more air to get in there. Just a natural happening. The girls are usually more embarrassed about it. A few times I've seen some cum kinda fly out a little bit. I've quietly thought to myself cool.

I know, re-read my more recent post in the thread :wink:

 

[SprinkleMe69]

First time together. He was fingering me and I let out some air. I said, "Oh sorry." He said, "It's okay" and kept on with what he was doing. All good. :smile:

 

[D_Malcolm_MacPudd]

i actually love queefs! they turn me on no joke

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

i actually love queefs! they turn me on no joke

I like a rap duo called Twiztid, they have a song called 'she ain't afraid' (also where I got my signature) one of the lyrics is:Get it started, Legs parted, I hit it so hard the Pussy farted!!

 

[MickeyLee]

hiccips.

ya know those double you over and make bats explode hiccups? yep. those

not just on one occasion.. often enough to maybe need to see a doctor or question if maybe i have been cursed by some elder god.

hide-away tryst at a party... i start braying like an epileptic donkey :frown:

going down on the boy... an unfortunate hiccup almost killed me.

hmm have fallen out of beds. so many times. have broken lamps. phones. alarm clocks. needed stitches twice.

got some flavored lube in my eye.. i was allergic.
we giggled all the way to the emergency room. *sigh*

asthma attacks.

sneezing. for once i am not the source of awkwardness. not an erotic body fluid exchange.. my mouth was open

*ponders* managed to get tangled in complicated lingerie. anything with cut-outs needs to come with instructions... illustrated instructions.

OHOH.. in my bouncing baby dyke days i managed to launch a dildo into someone's face.
we laughed all the way to the emergency room.

eta: most common erotic snaffu these days.. "you're on my hair.. OUCH!! dude, you're on my hair!" the boy checks possible offending limbs... turns out i was on my own hair. he laughed.. i told him i was getting a buzzcut!!

y'all are all tremendously turned-on, yeth?

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

hiccips.

ya know those double you over and make bats explode hiccups? yep. those

not just on one occasion.. often enough to maybe need to see a doctor or question if maybe i have been cursed by some elder god.

hide-away tryst at a party... i start braying like an epileptic donkey :frown:

going down on the boy... an unfortunate hiccup almost killed me.

hmm have fallen out of beds. so many times. have broken lamps. phones. alarm clocks. needed stitches twice.

got some flavored lube in my eye.. i was allergic.
we giggled all the way to the emergency room. *sigh*

asthma attacks.

sneezing. for once i am not the source of awkwardness. not an erotic body fluid exchange.. my mouth was open

*ponders* managed to get tangled in complicated lingerie. anything with cut-outs needs to come with instructions... illustrated instructions.

OHOH.. in my bouncing baby dyke days i managed to launch a dildo into someone's face.
we laughed all the way to the emergency room.

eta: most common erotic snaffu these days.. "you're on my hair.. OUCH!! dude, you're on my hair!" the boy checks possible offending limbs... turns out i was on my own hair. he laughed.. i told him i was getting a buzzcut!!

y'all are all tremendously turned-on, yeth?

I fucking love you. And yes, I'm aroused at the thought of you launching a dildo in someones face.

 

[MickeyLee]

i tried to get dildos for distance into the Summer Olympics... was a no-go.
nonsense about sponsorship and such. :tongue1:

is strange. those moments of foolishness create their own intimacy with a co-nekkid individual. like, bonding.. because ya have just made one of those defining and uniquely individual story with someone. cuz smex is smex and happens quite frequently. a woman playing the opening riff to Born to Wild with her snooch on a leatherette chair? that shit happens once in a life time.. and is golden :smile:

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

i tried to get dildos for distance into the Summer Olympics... was a no-go.
nonsense about sponsorship and such. :tongue1:

is strange. those moments of foolishness create their own intimacy with a co-nekkid individual. cuz smex is smex and happens quite frequently. a woman playing the opening riff to Born to Wild with her snooch on a leatherette chair? that shit happens once in a life time.. and is golden :smile:

I'd love to compete in that event!!

I agree, that's why I started the thread. I wanted to hear others experiences in the not so flattering moments of intimacy because that's what makes it unique and memorable sometimes.

I found it more hilarious that the queef happened because I gagged on his protein launcher. It was such a kinky moment because I was licking all our juices off of him after we shared an excellent orgasm from some hard core vaginal pounding, then he kinda thrusted in it made me gag.. my pussy just burped out this very loud wet cummy queef. Priceless!

He tried to console me by handing me my bong and told me to rip it hard. I said "I don't think that'll take away the embarrassment", he said "I know, but it'll make you cough and your pussy might fart again!!"