Laughable dick measurements

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  1. ydkj_tx

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    Judging from some of the pics on here and what guys put down as their measurements, it looks as if they must start measuring from their asshole! C'mon guys - no need to call a 7" penis a niner - be proud of what you have! :smile:
     
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    you are right! I can always see in signatures: 9inch etc. and when i watch their pics,i would say no more than 5-6 inches
    just think again...
     
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    Let them have their nine. If you ever read about what percentage of the population is actually above eight inches you would soon see that we have all of them on this forum. But, of course, this is the internet and this is where the exceptions to all of the rules live! I am sure there are some legit ones on here, but not too many. Lots of photoshops and rulers that start at two inches.
     
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    It's generally easier to just subtract 2" or so whenever you deem appropriate and move on. It's been said time and time again that genuine 7-inchers and above are rare. No need to flog that deceased equine! :rolleyes:
     
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    Proud or not, we have a dick with its measurement, and noone (or nothing) can change that

    So be happy with what you have !

    Don't feel ashame about being 6 or 7 inches !
     
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    wow now i feel better about being 7" and i actually round down. i could say 7.2", but i don't.
     
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    I have actually stated on several occasions that prior to joining lpsg i was unaware of the correct way to measure, since discovering the "right" way i have set the record str8 that i am not 9 but infact 8 inches. still the same dick and all, but 8 not 9.
     
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    Does anyone remeber reading an article maybe five years ago. It was online on one of the "How to measure your penis" sites? Basically it mentioned a negative diffential accounting for inaccuracies when people measured. To sum it up it stated that if you measured below seven you had to subtract .4 inches from your results and if you measured between seven and eighta -.5. Ideally, this was meant to reduce the numbers of the two averages that suddebly developed which were 6.3 and 7.5. Apparently, thse with a larger penis are less likely to lie about their size, but they still make measurement errors.
     
  9. viking1

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    A lot of people would think anything less than 6" was a laughable measurement...
     
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    It wouldn't be if people would stop succumbing to cock size exaggeration. Six inches in length is anything but small.

    I got a good eye for size and I can accurately estimate a dude's from his pics. Boys and girls, it's not that hard (not yet:biggrin1:). I'm shocked how gullible so many folks are on here concerning size.

    If I dude says he's over 8 inches in length (measuring correctly, that is), red flag goes up. I have to see pics to believe. 99.9% of the time after seeing the pics of those who claim to be over 8 in length:biggrin1:. Even dudes who claims to be around 8 make my little red flag go up. But, on LPSG, I have seen a few who are indeed around 8 inches in length. 9??? really, never seen any.

    Same goes with girth size, although dudes usually don't report penis size in girth. If any dude claims to be over 6.5 inches in girth, I need pics. I have seen a few on here who are possibly around 7 inches. I just laugh my ass off when someone claims to be 8 inches or over in girth.

    BigBull here is a little over 7 inches in girth, and I'm super duper thick (I ain't braggin', just calling it like it is). I'm going to get in trouble...again.:biggrin1:
    Shit!
     
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    I know. However, there are so many people who believe all this "size exaggeration". I see guys on here say "I'm only average at 7"x6". Where do people get this crap from? There are many who consider average to be small...
     
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    Buddy, you ain't average. A little above you are, my friend.
     
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    And a lot of people suck.

    Hey everybody!
    How 'bout: Let's not feal ashamed about physical attributes we can't change. Or: There's nothing about me that needs to be fixed. Hmmm?
     
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    WHAT!!!,You don't believe that my cock is 14"x9" ???
     
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    Wow im actually happy with 7inches, i don't know why we worry so much my gf always tells me how .. and i quote "handsome" my dick is. not to mention im the only guy shes meet who doesn't hate going dona chick disgusting..is that weird?
     
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    Quercusone aside (that guy IS a monster) the majority of porn dicks are not even what they claim. The best examples are the guys from Bang Bros. Castro did not measure longer than 8 inches, and neither did Ramon. A lot of those sites zoom in with a fish-eye type of lens that makes the center of frame look huge. Couple that with tiny girls and the cocks look massive, and then they slap a 14" bullshit measurement in their title. Anyone who has actually done construction can tell you that 6 inches is a decent length. Given that the average woman is no more than 6 inches in depth, anything more would be useless (on average).

    This whole penis size issue is the male equivalent of the female body image issue. The media tries to make every woman feel like they are fat so it can sell magazines, diet plans, etc. I have yet to see a large-scale economic benefit from making guys feel like average is small, but I am sure that Enzyte, and such are trying.
     
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    What are these people on about! Incase most people didnt know, there is only 6" of vagina space. So all these people going on saying "i have a 9" cock" I say who cares, its not the size of it, its what you do with it.
     
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    thats kinda funny, im also 7.2 and normally just say 7 :cool:
     
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    you're so right man.


    it's like these gay guys on here automatically believe anyone's measurements.


    hell there was this thread with some ahole who said he was 14.5 inches, had no pics, no cam, and yet the 1st page and a half, dudes are all over him, saying wow that's such huge size.


    *rolls eyes*


    Since when did 14.5 inches become the new 10?
     
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