Laughable dick measurements

[B_bobs3304]

Btw to be fair it's not just here:


I'm a big guy myself personally, & when i talk to chicks online, a few will tell me the biggest guy they had was 11 inches.


these are like 17 y/o girls I'm talking about btw.


As far as I'm concerned, there's a reason they call the biggest ones around "footlongs".........b/c they probly don't go past 12 in., IF that.


*still rolling eyes*



all the posters on here telling me they've seen 14 inch dicks can suck MY dick.

lol.

 

[D_golden parachute]

Yeah a girl I was talking to told me she had sex with a 14 incher

it's ridiculous how people lie about it so openly

 

[B_bobs3304]

Quercusone aside (that guy IS a monster) the majority of porn dicks are not even what they claim. The best examples are the guys from Bang Bros. Castro did not measure longer than 8 inches, and neither did Ramon. A lot of those sites zoom in with a fish-eye type of lens that makes the center of frame look huge. Couple that with tiny girls and the cocks look massive, and then they slap a 14" bullshit measurement in their title. Anyone who has actually done construction can tell you that 6 inches is a decent length. Given that the average woman is no more than 6 inches in depth, anything more would be useless (on average).

This whole penis size issue is the male equivalent of the female body image issue. The media tries to make every woman feel like they are fat so it can sell magazines, diet plans, etc. I have yet to see a large-scale economic benefit from making guys feel like average is small, but I am sure that Enzyte, and such are trying.

You are SO spot on dude.

Enzyte is the new glam mag for women.


Querecone, IMHO, isn't QUITE 10x7. Close, yes. Probly 9 3/4 x 6 1/2+ max.

I've seen the measurement pics.

But is he still huge? Oh yes. For sure. I'm just saying...

 

[B_bobs3304]

Yeah a girl I was talking to told me she had sex with a 14 incher

it's ridiculous how people lie about it so openly

Women KNOW it's a soft spot for men.


For years men openly made a point of applauding women with huge tits.


I honestly believe 2 things:


1. 95% of women have little concept of size (and why would they? Do I know what a 32 D bra looks like for sure?)

2. They openly exaggerate or even lie about size they've had, the same way guys lie about their own size. Why?

B/c they're reflecting their own insecurities on us.

Or they're just a bitch...

 

[D_golden parachute]

well she said 'it went up to his belly button'

as if that was gunna prove her point

I said 'so does mine, but it's not 14 inches...'

 

[Charles Finn]

I always look smaller in pics than in person but I have a big dick soft or hard

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

I always back up against the wall and measure from there

 

[B_bobs3304]

well she said 'it went up to his belly button'

as if that was gunna prove her point

I said 'so does mine, but it's not 14 inches...'

caz women are fucking idiots, and i say that being straight.


mine goes just over my belly button, and i unbashfully am nowhere near 14 inches.

not even jonah falcon is...

 

[muscleboy9]

Yeah a girl I was talking to told me she had sex with a 14 incher

it's ridiculous how people lie about it so openly

That's not ridiculous at all. She just neglected to mention that the "14 incher" was a donkey.

 

[B_cigarbabe]

I'm not a "fuckin iddiot" like you,and I've had more than my share of big cocks. I don't have to exagerate their measurements since I carry a tape measure.
cigarbabe:saevilw:

 

[Drago]

maybe we should all get measured by this girl: http://monstersofcockx.bangbros1.com/90004/pics/09.jpg

If that's how you measure then I have a 10 inch cock.

the least they could've done was hold the tape measure straight, cut off the 1st 2" and try to hide the mod with his unzipped pants.

 

[D_Geffarde Phartsmeller]

If that's how you measure then I have a 10 inch cock.

the least they could've done was hold the tape measure straight, cut off the 1st 2" and try to hide the mod with his unzipped pants.

The first 2 inches of that are his stomach lol. You measure what the girl is gonna be feeling. Unless he plans on stuffing his balls into her with the rest of his dick, he's 7". What's wrong with that? Nothing technically. It's all a stigma. Girls/guys wouldn't flock to those sites if they knew the guys were less than horsehung. Doesn't make them bad in bed, doesn't make them small (or even average most the time), they're just not 27 inches long. Think of it as deceptive advertising, which is really what advertising is all about. For a billion dollars a year, I'd fudge a few extra inches too!

 

[dcwrestlefan]

my cock is so big, the state puts mile markers on it.