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Q: What does a woman do with her asshole before having sex?
A: She drops him off at the golf course
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Q: What do men and women have in common?
A: They both distrust men.
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Q: What is the difference between a man and E.T?
A: E.T phones home.
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Q: Why don't men show their true feelings more often?
A: Because they don't have any.
