Laughs for the Ladies

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Principessa, Jan 17, 2010.

  1. Principessa

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    Q: What does a woman do with her asshole before having sex?

    A: She drops him off at the golf course

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    Q: What do men and women have in common?

    A: They both distrust men.

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    Q: What is the difference between a man and E.T?

    A: E.T phones home.

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    Q: Why don't men show their true feelings more often?

    A: Because they don't have any.
     
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    ha ha ha So true
     
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    Am I allowed to laught despite being male? ^^
     
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