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Found this on a FB post. I thought it was hilarious.

English translation below:

COLLEGE OF SEVILLE 1505
NOTICE OF MASTURBATION

It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the faculty bathrooms.
Masturbating on campus is ILLEGAL and it goes against the policy raised by the Student Council and Rectorate of theSevilla University
Bathroom plumbing is NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything else that is not their usual toilet duties.
Excessive amounts of discharge buildup have caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have been about to burst due to the amount of accumulated semen.
This will cost THOUSANDS of euros from our funds to repair the damage caused by this.
Please. Masturbate in your own homes and at your disposal.
If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine to whom it belongs.
If the download is found to be yours, YOU will be fined €1,000.00 and will be reported to the corresponding authorities.
Thanks for your cooperation.

The Student Council and Rectorate of the University of Seville.
 

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