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Baby boy,

your birthday party is being held in the suite down the hall. Go be the guest of honor....




Spladle said:
This thread is so gross. Seriously. Ew.

STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR BODIES LIKE THEY ARE PERFECTLY NATURAL THEY ARE NOT THEY ARE DISGUSTING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST
 

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Doc said:
Mmmmmm.... Nothing like being woken up by woman in the middle of the night with a sopping wet pussy. :yikes: LOL

But seriously after the eventual rape of my cock that ensues, it is always one night of fun that sticks in the male mind.:biggrin1:

Spladle, this is what you're missing.
 

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naughty said:
Baby boy,

your birthday party is being held in the suite down the hall. Go be the guest of honor....

Let me co-host, Naughty ;-)

Spladle, you're not so far away from an unpleasant issue of being a wet dreamer. There are better feelings than waking up and feeling sticky between your legs, or having to wash your sheets every day if you're a very wet one. Not to forget that becoming wet while wearing a Nomex flight suit, and being stuck behind the controls. Juices & Sweat, there's nothing like taking a long shower after a flight to get that mixture off again.
 

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I know this thread was aimed at the girls Naughty, but us guys produce lube too (pre-cum). Now that I'm what you might call middle aged I seem to produce more of the clear, sweet, slippery stuff than ever, and if I'm aroused for long periods I have a damp patch in my underpants. Not a creamy one like a girl produced, but damp an slippery. Very nice really because it makes up some for my wife's post menopausal vaginal dryness.
 

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Spladle said:
No it isn't. What, you think I don't get laid?

I'm sure you get plenty of tail. I was referring to Doc's comment about being awakened in the middle of the night by a very wet woman who wants to shag you blind. Surely you don't find that disgusting?
 

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mercurialbliss said:
I'm sure you get plenty of tail. I was referring to Doc's comment about being awakened in the middle of the night by a very wet woman who wants to shag you blind. Surely you don't find that disgusting?
Of course I do. Girls have cooties! :eek:
 

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mercurialbliss said:
I'm sure you get plenty of tail. I was referring to Doc's comment about being awakened in the middle of the night by a very wet woman who wants to shag you blind. Surely you don't find that disgusting?

"To shag you blind", great term! I love that one, have to keep it in mind; it sounds so much better than "to bang you silly". You have any more like that in the store?

Splade, Sweat and juice isn't a sports drink. However, when I find that on my thighs, that means I'm due for some heavy action bed sports ;-) You aren't a trainer, by chance?