As promised, I begin in this thread Italian language classes, focused, obviously here, on sex and similars. 
Lesson one is the most boring: pronunciation. Pronunciation of Italian is easy because each graphic sign as one sound, nearly always.
CONSONANTS
B as in English
C like the English K if followed by a consonant, or A, O, U.
Examples: casa (house), colore (colour) and cuore (hear), all pronounced as K.
If followed by E or I it is pronounced like the CH in "chair".
Examples: cena (dinner) and cibo (food), all pronounced as CH of chair.
If C and E or I are interponed by an H, however, the pronunciation is K. So, quite the opposite of English, H is used for the K sound.
Examples che (that) and chicco (grain), all pronounced K.
D as n English
F as in English
G. Same rules of C.
Examples: gatto (cat), governo (government) and gusto(taste) are all pronounced as G in goal.
germania (Germany) and gita(trip) are pronounced as the English J of Jamaica.
H has no sound. It is used near C or G as before explained, and in certain forms the verb "avere", to have.
L similar to the English, but harder, as in the Spanish language.
M as in English
N as in English
P as in English
Q in Italian has to be folowed by a U, and it is pronunced k. Exception soqquadro, "mess".
R as the Scots pronounce it.
S either the S of "sun" or the Z of "zero".
T as in English
V as in English
Z either as the ts in "Watson" or the Z of Zachary.
Lesson one is the most boring: pronunciation. Pronunciation of Italian is easy because each graphic sign as one sound, nearly always.
CONSONANTS
B as in English
C like the English K if followed by a consonant, or A, O, U.
Examples: casa (house), colore (colour) and cuore (hear), all pronounced as K.
If followed by E or I it is pronounced like the CH in "chair".
Examples: cena (dinner) and cibo (food), all pronounced as CH of chair.
If C and E or I are interponed by an H, however, the pronunciation is K. So, quite the opposite of English, H is used for the K sound.
Examples che (that) and chicco (grain), all pronounced K.
D as n English
F as in English
G. Same rules of C.
Examples: gatto (cat), governo (government) and gusto(taste) are all pronounced as G in goal.
germania (Germany) and gita(trip) are pronounced as the English J of Jamaica.
H has no sound. It is used near C or G as before explained, and in certain forms the verb "avere", to have.
L similar to the English, but harder, as in the Spanish language.
M as in English
N as in English
P as in English
Q in Italian has to be folowed by a U, and it is pronunced k. Exception soqquadro, "mess".
R as the Scots pronounce it.
S either the S of "sun" or the Z of "zero".
T as in English
V as in English
Z either as the ts in "Watson" or the Z of Zachary.