Because I'm special. Baths (and showers) are for bathing. I don't want to jizz in the bath and have my jizz floating around me. I can't get hard stood up and it feels crap so I don't get hard in the shower either. The best I get is a nice semi.
Actually, I do, sometimes -- You forgot brain tissue, and urine, and feces, and whatever else can leak out of a person dead or nearly so, involved in a big car wreck, building collapse, suicide or homicide.
Somebody's got to clean it up.
I volunteer as a Paramedic, and sometimes it takes a few hours to get back to the station, where I can change my shirt. That's why I always wear a non-white t-shirt under my shirt.
After you've swum in blood for a while, it's no big deal.
Crusts are not good... except on French bread. :tongue: However, the FLUID part can be rubbed into your skin...
You volunteer as a paramedic. That's not exactly "swimming in blood".
...Years ago, I used to date a guy whose semen would cause my skin to break out in red welts if it was not wiped away fairly soon. The welts would disappear after a few minutes, but I didnt like it, so I was always very expeditious and thorough in getting rid of it, which did interfere with the after-glow. Has anyone else ever experienced this?