Leaving The States

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  1. B_crackerjack

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    Well it is with some sadness that I have decided to move to Europe with my girlfriend. The awkwardness of using American toilets with the water line being so high - my bell end always got wet whilst using them sitting that I have decided to move to Europe where I am told you would need to be a soft 12 to hit the water there, Hope to catch up soon!
     
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    You're moving the wrong way dude. Ya gotta go deeper into the US backwoods, where the outhouses are dug deep enough that your schlong can't reach the water level :tongue:
     
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    This is the usual chain of events after having sex in the pond and pissing in her mouth while deciding whether to be a surrogate father.
     
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    Oh by the way, be careful!! They got them funny toilets that spit water up atcha :eek:

    Don't matter how short yur weiner is, it still gets wet :mad:
     
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    Dont go to highway and public restrooms in france and italy. They have just a hole in the floor with always running water and cardboard toilet paper. I shat on my pants one time. Fucking über disgusting.
     
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    Oh god I laughed for days!! :tongue:
     
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    Lovely stuff! Thanks I think I will try England and see how that goes.
     
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    Lol! I think they have those toilets there that are "hands and TP free." The kind that shoot a high pressure waterblast at ya from behind. Happy bathroom tails! Or trails as the case may be.
     
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