A guy walks into a bar. He says: 'see that cat over there?" and points at a huge cat curled up on a chair, 'I'll wager with anyone in the place, my cock is longer than the cat's tail.'
Everybody wants this easy money. Wads of cash come out left and right and pile up on the bar. The guy places an equal amount next to it to cover his end.
He looks at the barkeep, 'Okay. Measure us!'
The barkeep measures the cat's tail and announces: '14.3 inches.'
The patron nods and says, 'now measure me.'
The barkeep takes the tape and measures along the top of the cock, '9 inches even.' he says and then adds, 'you lose.'
'Now hold on a sec.' the guy says. 'How exactly did you measure the cat's tail?'
'From tip of the tail to the asshole.' the barkeep responds.
'Well then, would you mind giving me the same consideration?' and drops his trousers...
Everybody wants this easy money. Wads of cash come out left and right and pile up on the bar. The guy places an equal amount next to it to cover his end.
He looks at the barkeep, 'Okay. Measure us!'
The barkeep measures the cat's tail and announces: '14.3 inches.'
The patron nods and says, 'now measure me.'
The barkeep takes the tape and measures along the top of the cock, '9 inches even.' he says and then adds, 'you lose.'
'Now hold on a sec.' the guy says. 'How exactly did you measure the cat's tail?'
'From tip of the tail to the asshole.' the barkeep responds.
'Well then, would you mind giving me the same consideration?' and drops his trousers...
