Length/Ruler pics - why aren't there ANY?

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  1. DaveGoodie

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    Why is it that there are almost NO pictures of people claiming very large lengths with rulers?
    Even amateurs don't do this. Frankly the largest authenticated length I have seen with a ruler is about 10 inches long. Let's see some links if people know of proper long penis/ruler pictures!

    Dave
     
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    The simple answer to your question is that men lie. Now I know this is a revelation to most, women excepted, but a true fact. If one cams, as I do, one sees a great variance in what constitutes 7 inches. (Which by the way seems to be the minimum length of 98% of the cammers.) The other day I saw a guy who looked immense. I thought he had to be an honest 10 inches. He said it was in fact 8.5. My response was that if he was a true 8.5, and the standard by which all others are judged, then in fact the majority of males on cams do grossly lie about their length. I'm 5 inches, yes I would like another couple of inches, but it works, its pretty (I've been told) and I've never been turned down because of it. They way men deny that their dick isn't 8 inches when they are jacking it on cam and the head barely sticks up over their hand grip. LOL. What an insecure lot we are!
     
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    what size do I have then? What do you guess :)
     
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    I think that's right - that individuals lie on their own behalf and porn companies lie on behalf of their actors' behalves. But if there is someone out there with a real 12 inch penis, surely he would not be ashamed to have a ruler put up to his erect length?

    Even Jonah Falcon only allows his soft length to be measured!
     
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    You think it should be a standard thing in the porn industry to measure your penis. Like any pro sport where the athelets are examined, measured and judges in terms of their abilites before they are or picked. I posted some pics of myself measuring, but I am only 7 inches long.
     
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    For those of us with curved penis's it can be difficult to get an accutrate measurement with a rigid rule.
     
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    Well in the defence of those, it is hard to hold a ruler next to your penis and take a picture AND for the camera to have the quality enough that you would be able to see the numbers and scale.

    However, lots of people are plain lying and even use fake or 'adjusted' rulers, with inches missed etc (they go from 6 to 8" etc).

    The best I could do is a Gillette shaving can, and I only did that because a woman I know sent me a video of her fucking one :eek:
     
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    well, it's actually just a tick under 8
    and that's no lie :wink:

    could be curvature so it's harder to tell
     
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    It's nice whatever size it is my friend!
     
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    I don't think it should be standard in the porn industry - and I am not ripping on those who don't do it. Yes it is difficult to hold a camera, a penis, a light source, and a ruler and click a mouse button at the same time...I was just saying that if there are genuine really long ones, then a ruler (or a tape measure if curved) would be an ideal way of demonstrating size.
     
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    I've got a pic with a tape measure in the gallery. Its 10" long
     

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    ... and, as any viewer of NIC's old gallery shots will attest, the undisputed propinquity of glans to knee says a lot.:cool:
     
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