Les from OZ again

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by les123, Jul 2, 2006.

  1. les123

    les123 Member

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    Quick question:
    What are the attributes do we need to qualify for membership of this site.
    Size: Length, Girth, and what else ?
    Please let me know what will ensure we are qualified.
    Thanks
     
  2. carter2006

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    There are no criteria, other than being a cool person!
    Welcome to the group :smile:
     
  3. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Welcome, les. Just slip a fifty to the maitre d' at the door.

    Signed,

    Maitre d'
     
  4. D_alex8

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    Being alive is all it usually takes, although even that may not be absolutely necessary.
     
  5. mindstar

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    I would have thought one of the main criteria was a sense of humour :biggrin1:

    welcome
     
  6. Big Del

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    Welcome Les - indeed a pulse is a great place to start
     
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    Let's not bring THAT up again.
     
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    No--don't listen to these guys. To belong, you either have to have a large penis, or support large penises. This is a very political place.

    Do you, in fact, support the right of large pensiseses to exist? (we do not say penes here as plural).
     
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