(With apologies to REM, though this is their worst song.)
Spam in the place where I live (now I'm mad)
Think about a lawsuit
Wonderin' why I haven't before
Spam in my mailbox at work (swear out loud)
Think about the FTC
Wonderin' why I haven't before
You say it's free speech
Well listen here son
Just ask my attorney
He's on line one
Spam in the place where I live (now I'm mad)
Think about a lawsuit
Wonderin' why I haven't before
Spam in my mailbox at work (swear out loud)
Think about the FTC
Wonderin' why I haven't before
My mallet is there ready to pound
Your header is there to lead me around
If wishes were trees, data trees would be fallin'
Listen to reason
The Smith Bill is callin'
Spam in my face all the time (fuckin' A)
Think about joinin' CAUCE
Wonderin' why I haven't before
Spam in my newsgroups all day (go to hell)
Think about my senators
Wonderin' why I haven't
Spam in my face all the time (fuckin' A)
Think about joinin' CAUCE
Wonderin' why I haven't before
Spam in my newsgroups all day (go to hell)
Think about my senators
Wonderin' why I haven't before
We'll make spam a thing of the past (yes we will)
We'll make spam a thing of the past (yes we will)
The courts are there to punish the scum
The spammers get nailed because they're so dumb
