Let's all bash the Bishop ...

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  1. Nelly Gay

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    Tom Butler, the elderly Bishop of Southwark had an enjoyably drunk night out at the Irish Embassy followed by getting in a complete stranger's car, throwing out the car owner's baby toys, refusing to leave when confronted by the owners.
    He then fell flat ,knocking his head and fled leaving his bible, cross and sundry other personal items in the back of the car ...
    Bad enough perhaps, the next day he reported he had been mugged and robbed of said items. The Police duly investigated !
    He refuses to (a) apologise and (b) to resign.
    Butler has previously been scathing of others with drink problems .
    You can see why so many people are deserting the church in droves ...
     
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    In the U.S. he'd check himself into a rehab center and have his lawyer announce that he is sorry if anyone misinterpreted the situation.
     
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    Fucktards in robes.

    "Well isn't that special?"
     
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    Damn and for a minute I thought this was about names for masturbation lol. Mind u i think this type of bishop bashing is much more fun lol.
     
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    Don't forget - he'd have to tell us all about some trauma he encountered as a child which made him so screwed up. :rolleyes:
     
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    Then that would explain the regular molestations of choirboys !
     
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    Isnt that just part of the job description:eek: ????
     
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    perks.
     
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    Isn't it every person's moral obligation to perpetrate upon others, those things which he claims destroyed his life?

    My daddy beat me, that's why I beat my chilluns.

    Both my parents were passed out drunk at 4pm every day, that's why I drink.

    My priest molested me, so I became a priest and molested parishoners.

    Sounds perfectly fine to me.
     
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    That's fucking hilarious. If I was one of the car owners, I'd sue. I might even say the Bishop grabbed my arse, and then just wait for the settlement offer :redface:
     
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    Hmm, isn't that the American way? Blame others for your own
    fuck ups ? :confused:
     
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    The latest news on The very Reverent Tom Butler is that he is having extensive medical tests and thinks he may have amnesia ...
    So we were all wrong to assume he was pissed as a newt then !
     
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