Let's Be Honest: Every Man Does It: Single, Married

[Omegaman]

Guys, We all do masturbate whether we are Single or Married...Let be honest with our teenager: I just found this site and I have been doing the same old stuff for years: now I can share my finding, so that we all can learn some new. We are all students in this world we live in!

link: http://advancedmasturbation.com/

Fourty Three different techniques, I didn't get pass (18) but (7) had me..What your favorite(s) Feed Back Required.:wink:

 

[ChuckRich]

Be smart about it though http://www.collegesexadvice.com/masturbation-mistakes.shtml

 

[Lex]

There is NO proof that I have ever touched myself. Ever.

 

[D_alex8]

There is NO proof that I have ever touched myself. Ever.

*sigh*

Maybe we could all touch you instead, Sir? :wink:

 

[tallguypns]

Be smart about it though http://www.collegesexadvice.com/masturbation-mistakes.shtml

After reading this page I have come to one logical conclusion. Never masturbate when you are horny. Or drunk. Or drunk and horny. Perhaps you should not masturbate at all unless you have no desire for sexual pleasure. That'll keep you from doing dumb things.

 

[Lex]

*sigh*

Maybe we could all touch you instead, Sir? :wink:

Since you asked so politely, BOY, go ahead. Better make it good for Daddy...

 

[jeff black]

After reading this page I have come to one logical conclusion. Never masturbate when you are horny. Or drunk. Or drunk and horny. Perhaps you should not masturbate at all unless you have no desire for sexual pleasure. That'll keep you from doing dumb things.

I only masturbate when I AM drunk or horny!!! Is it my fault that I am always drunk or horny? Drinking makes me horny, and when I am horny... well I masturbate. blah blah blah....:wank: :bukkake2: :booty: p:

Jumps in front of Alex, to be the first one to touch LEX

 

[chrisndenv]

i'd type a reply but 1 hnded rt now.

[took 6 min 2 type just that]

 

[windtalkerways]

i'd type a reply but 1 hnded rt now.

[took 6 min 2 type just that]

Funny, Chris! :tongue:

I just don't believe guys do that!

We ALL know, as Long mentioned in
another thread, every time you do
that a kitty dies!

 

[GoneA]

http://advancedmasturbation.com/

I didn't get pass (18) but (7) had me..What your favorite(s) Feed Back Required.:wink:

nah chief, number 7 just seems to cumbersome

 

[LongPhatDong]

They say that doing it too much makes you go blind.
I guess that's why my prescription gets worse every time I see the optometrist...

 

[Pappy]

Funny, Chris! :tongue:

I just don't believe guys do that!

We ALL know, as Long mentioned in
another thread, every time you do
that a kitty dies!

If a kitty dies every time a guy masturbates then I think masturbation three times a day should be mandatory for all males, regardless of age, marital status or sexual orientation! I hate fucking cats!

 

[LongPhatDong]

You hate fucking cats? If that's the case, they're probably not enjoying it much either. :biggrin1:

 

[ChuckRich]

Funny, Chris! :tongue:

I just don't believe guys do that!

We ALL know, as Long mentioned in
another thread, every time you do
that a kitty dies!

I guess that explains why they need 9 lives.

 

[circumstances]

my body's a temple! (non-denominational)

 

[Lex]

If I touch myself and no one sees or hears, did it happen?

 

[chrisndenv]

No.

 

[hung]

Yes. I self pleasured myself when I was single. Yes, I have self pleasured myself when I was married. I still self pleasure myself.

When I discussed sexuality with my two sons I also let them know that the alternative to sexual activity with someone else was masturbation. It is safer and it certainly helps prevent the spread of many diseases. I am not only talking about AIDS, but all the other little bugs that can infect a penis and/or viganial tract. I have always believed that having a healthy penis will allow me to have pleasure all my life. Thus, self pleasuring is a way to always have safe sex as a teen or a mature adult.

 

[Lex]

No.

DAMN, my life is as immaterial as those Tony Soprano dream sequences...

Jumps in front of Alex, to be the first one to touch LEX

Now, now--there is more than enough of me to go around. Both of you will go home satisfied. Trust me.

 

[windtalkerways]

DAMN, my life is as immaterial as those Tony Soprano dream sequences...

Lol! :tongue:

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I think anyone with a healthy sex
drive can't possibly avoid self-
pleasuring...even if you are getting
plenty of good lovin'...it's a nice
change of pace...adds variety...