Let's imagine: cock wars

[wallyj84]

Some people in America think a civil war is coming. Some racists think a race war is right around the corner.

They're both wrong.

The war that will define this century is the cock war. A war between the sizes. Big versus small. Hung and proud versus tiny and ashamed. Superior versus inferior.

This thread is to discuss the coming cock-conflict. How will it start? Where will it start? Which side will women take? What will be the aftermath?

 

[LaFemme]

If there should ever be such a war, my 10% preference for women will become a fully fledged 100% commitment.

 

[918177]

If there should ever be such a war, my 10% preference for women will become a fully fledged 100% commitment.

I hear you.
The longer I'm here the more appealing women are becoming.
This site is a unique place to see what really goes on in their little heads
and it's........disconcerting.

The OP is beyond all hope but that was pretty evident from the get go.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

wallyj... Don't you mean the cumming conflict?

Silliness as usual.

 

[LaFemme]

I hear you.
The longer I'm here the more appealing women are becoming.
This site is a unique place to see what really goes on in their little heads
and it's........disconcerting.

The OP is beyond all hope but that was pretty evident from the get go.

Makes me feel pretty good about being single! (Except for the odd guy who is just awesomeness personified! But they are just unavailable to me for a variety of reasons. )

 

[185248]

Peace be with your penis wally. Penis of the world unite....well, you know...ummm, anyway.

 

[Exbiker]

I hope it's going to be like a sci - fi Star Wars/ Alien fusion.

Everyone in sculpted body armour and face-obscuring helmets. With dark visors. And huge jutting codpieces.

Wait, no... The codpieces could disguise size too easily. You wouldn't know who was on your side.

So, right. We'd fight in just loincloths. So you could easily see who's who. And because that might be cold in normal temperate places, we'd have to do it in deserts. Or on beaches, like in that Troy film with Brad Pitt. Or like 300! "Spaaaaartaaaah!!!"...

Mmmm.

Yeah.

 

[temptotalk]

(In movie trailer guy voice) In a world were penis size matters more than intellect, money, body shape, charisma, emotional openness, a calm exterior, a cat and/or dog, the paying of bills bills bills, warmth, knowing the difference from right and wrong, some other stuff, and some other important human qualities, love, reading comprehension, knowing your shit and knowing you're shit, common human decency, and a sense of humor.

Two men will meet on the battlefield to finally decide which is least important trait in a male. The heavy weight (Guy one: Totally bonepressed mathafucka!!! Get rekted) versus the lightweight (Guy two: That all you got? No serious i'm into sph. I love trash talk (starts to masturbate) ahh i love it! I'm a little momm.....) in a dual that has absolutely no real meaning or substance. Who will win. Who will lose? Do you even care cause i don't.

Starring zac elfron as the lightweight (zac elfron: Hold on wait a minute...i didn't sign up for...) and melissa mccarthy as...the heavyweight (melissa mccarthy: You do know i'm a woman right?) co starting shia laBeouf as coach mcguirk (shia laBeouf: JUST DO IT!! Don't let your dreams be sperm!!!) and kanye west as a tin can (kanye west: i'm the greatest tin can to ever tin can). Produce by the isley brothers and directed by mich (explosion) i said m (explosion) damnit....i saiiidd m (explosion)...(pauses)...mmmmm...(pauses)...michaaaaellllll.......(Pauses) michael b....(explosions). Fuck you michael bay! You couldn't let me finish one damn trailer huh could you. I'm the fucking movie trailer guy voice for fucks sake i don't have to take this!

(30 silent minutes later)

So as i was saying. The movie extravaganza of the year! Two men! Two dicks! Completely viod of any real thought comes!!!

COCK WARS!!!!
[Only available in porn theaters near you]

 

[918177]

(In movie trailer guy voice) In a world were penis size matters more than intellect, money, body shape, charisma, emotional openness, a calm exterior, a cat and/or dog, the paying of bills bills bills, warmth, knowing the difference from right and wrong, some other stuff, and some other important human qualities, love, reading comprehension, knowing your shit and knowing you're shit, common human decency, and a sense of humor.

Two men will meet on the battlefield to finally decide which is least important trait in a male. The heavy weight (Guy one: Totally bonepressed mathafucka!!! Get rekted) versus the lightweight (Guy two: That all you got? No serious i'm into sph. I love trash talk (starts to masturbate) ahh i love it! I'm a little momm.....) in a dual that has absolutely no real meaning or substance. Who will win. Who will lose? Do you even care cause i don't.

Starring zac elfron as the lightweight (zac elfron: Hold on wait a minute...i didn't sign up for...) and melissa mccarthy as...the heavyweight (melissa mccarthy: You do know i'm a woman right?) co starting shia laBeouf as coach mcguirk (shia laBeouf: JUST DO IT!! Don't let your dreams be sperm!!!) and kanye west as a tin can (kanye west: i'm the greatest tin can to ever tin can). Produce by the isley brothers and directed by mich (explosion) i said m (explosion) damnit....i saiiidd m (explosion)...(pauses)...mmmmm...(pauses)...michaaaaellllll.......(Pauses) michael b....(explosions). Fuck you michael bay! You couldn't let me finish one damn trailer huh could you. I'm the fucking movie trailer guy voice for fucks sake i don't have to take this!

(30 silent minutes later)

So as i was saying. The movie extravaganza of the year! Two men! Two dicks! Completely viod of any real thought comes!!!

COCK WARS!!!!
[Only available in porn theaters near you]

*standing ovation*

 

[Brisler]

I hear you.
The longer I'm here the more appealing women are becoming.
This site is a unique place to see what really goes on in their little heads
and it's........disconcerting.

I suppose you're talking about the little heads of men (pun or no pun intended). Surely you of all people would have been infuriated if one of the simple minded male users had made a similar comment about the women of the site...

 

[wallyj84]

If there should ever be such a war, my 10% preference for women will become a fully fledged 100% commitment.

Then you'll become 100% gay pretty soon. The cock war is coming. Or as some want to say, the cock war is cumming.

 

[alcor972]

If there should ever be such a war, my 10% preference for women will become a fully fledged 100% commitment.

...
as for me... I turn imediately into a straight guy...
thanks, lafemme...
lol

 

[328982]

Then you'll become 100% gay pretty soon. The cock war is coming. Or as some want to say, the cock war is cumming.

Too many cocks spoil the breath

 

[wallyj84]

I hope it's going to be like a sci - fi Star Wars/ Alien fusion.

Everyone in sculpted body armour and face-obscuring helmets. With dark visors. And huge jutting codpieces.

Wait, no... The codpieces could disguise size too easily. You wouldn't know who was on your side.

So, right. We'd fight in just loincloths. So you could easily see who's who. And because that might be cold in normal temperate places, we'd have to do it in deserts. Or on beaches, like in that Troy film with Brad Pitt. Or like 300! "Spaaaaartaaaah!!!"...

Mmmm.

Yeah.

Nah, small guys would have their cocks completely covered. They're ashamed of their small dicks. Bigs would wear transparent, bullet-proof glass cod pieces to show off their big dicks during battle.

 

[wallyj84]

So how do you guys think the war will start?

I think the war will start small and then grow bigger as time goes on.

it will start by some Small going crazy with jealousy and cutting off the cocks of Bigs. I imagine that the Small will start by inviting some hung guy to a gloyhole, and when the Big sticks his big dick in the hole, the Small will cut it off. The news of this crime will spread across America instantly and within days there will be hundreds of copycats. Bigs will understand the danger and start to band together in mutual self defense from crazed Smalls. They'll create Big dicked militias that will create big dick safe zones, They'll start small at first with safe zones only the size of streets or neighborhoods, but they'll eventually start taking control of entire cities and towns.

While the Bigs are creating safe zones the Smalls will be creating their own anti-size territories where all hung studs have to wear extra-small chastity devices and big dicks are a controlled substance. they will also start with neighborhoods and streets before moving onto whole cities.

Once all or most cities are under the control of Bigs or Smalls, there will be a year or two of relative peace, but that will be broken once Smalls figure out that women are leaving the Small territories in droves for the sexual satisfaction only big dicks can provide.

The ensuring attack by the Smalls will be the true start of the cock war.

 

[Brisler]

Where's the line between big and small?

 

[Exbiker]

Where's the line between big and small?

You've heard of "checkpoint charlie", on the old border between East and West, inside Berlin?

Well, here there's going to be a Checkpoint Dick. Also known as the dick checkpoint.

Men would go through, between the Small Continent and the Big Continent. And literally get checked, before being shipped out to whichever side was appropriate and necessary. A very small number of "interdick" people, who were neither small nor big would be sent to neutral Switzerland.

It all makes sense, if you think about it?

 

[wallyj84]

Where's the line between big and small?

7 inches.

 

[wallyj84]

You've heard of "checkpoint charlie", on the old border between East and West, inside Berlin?

Well, here there's going to be a Checkpoint Dick. Also known as the dick checkpoint.

Men would go through, between the Small Continent and the Big Continent. And literally get checked, before being shipped out to whichever side was appropriate and necessary. A very small number of "interdick" people, who were neither small nor big would be sent to neutral Switzerland.

It all makes sense, if you think about it?

That's a real good point. There would definitely be a transfer of hostages. The only problem would be whether or not the Smalls would try to damage the Big's dicks before they turned them over.

 

[temptotalk]

Where's the line between big and small?

I'm guessing there wouldn't be a line since there are less guys with big ones than there are small. Realistically speaking....there really wouldn't even be a war. The bigs would get slaughtered. Cause we're talking sheer numbers. What? I'm bored. Oh and immediately after this war the human race would grind to a halt as all the women of the world would see all the men acting like five year olds with a murder wish and not want to fuck the smalls. Especially after the smalls create the bukkake bomb of masculine delight. Which would kill crops, animals and the morale of all human life. And maybe blot out the sun a bit causing weather patterns never before seen. Oh and since the smalls would inevitably drain every last dollar into wiping out the bigs...well...mass starvation.

Hmm before all that big's would probably have to go into hiding or something. Ya know, that sounds more realistic. Kind of like an undershaft railroad. And the smalls would probably try to hunt the bigs down like dogs. Cause it's not like the smalls would be able to let them live seeing as how they see penis size as an affront to masculinity. So they would have to eradicate every last big imaginable. Which in turn would make the bigs that much more valuable both as people and as a big penis havers. Which would probably make things even worse cause then there'd be stories upon stories of just how good bigs were in the sack.

Hmm so much so that some smalls would probably earn back a little of their humanity from watching the bigs get murdered whole sale. Oh this really is fun. Which might then cause a resistance. Which then could lead to revolution and then the over throwing of the small's government. The backlash being so great that after a certain amount of time the smalls start to dwindle in numbers as the bigs are seen as more and more awesome for surviving a dumbass fucking war.

Meaning the bigs may end up not only being seen as better than the smalls but at that point size would become the only thing that matters. Like for real this time, no take backsies. Wow so in this cock war scenario....big penisesessesss might still come out on top. (no pun intended)