Let's Play "Finish The Phrase"

[D_Navengil Nutroll]

my cock is so big that...

 

[B_hijack]

...it has its own zip code.

Koalas are cute because they...

 

[meanestpenis]

Their eucalyptus breath gives an exhilarating blow job.

Last night, at the bar...

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

...a hot sexy guy shagged me senseless.


I went to the hospital and......

 

[B_hijack]

...a hot sexy guy shagged me senseless.


I went to the hospital and......

... finally had the mouse removed.

My cock is sore because...

 

[Mandee]

I sleep-fucked my roomie all night last night.


I like it when you...

 

[Catchoftheday]

I
I like it when you...

stop doing that

you'll go blind if..

 

[molotovmuffin]

eat too many cookie.



You should never do that if .......

 

[unzipped]

you have a huge donkey dick...

some gals like to ...

 

[c_smith]

eat durian. sometimes when i am in the shower.....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I sleep-fucked my roomie all night last night.


I like it when you...

grab me from behind and make me sweaty all night long.
I should get some sleep before..

 

[conntom]

I pass out with my dick in my hand and the lube next to me.

If I stay on LPSG anylonger...

 

[asellar]

..my Roast Beef and Yorkshire puddings will be burnt !

...the last time I got burnt was ....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

when I used too much KY warming lube and had a lit cigarette nearby.
If I ever live long enough to figure this place out, I'll...

 

[Catchoftheday]

If I ever live long enough to figure this place out, I'll...

be out of here


Why does it always taste like..

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

she has an entire cologne factory down there.

If told her she had a beautiful body would she..

 

[B_VinylBoy]

If told her she had a beautiful body would she..

would take off her wig and bellow in a manly voice, "I'm a lady!" :biggrin1:
I tried to get there on time...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I tried to get there on time...

So that my Transgender nurse could set my shock therapy on maximum voltage and succeeded(Well, that's you get for ruining a good line!:biggrin

So long as my fingers still have strength, I can...

 

[B_VinylBoy]

(Well, that's you get for ruining a good line!)

Some "Little Britain" humor is always welcome in a Funny Stuff thread.

So long as my fingers still have strength, I can...

call for my maid to put on the clown outfit and bring me my Fleshlight. :biggrin1:


Every time I go into the kitchen...

 

[unzipped]

she drops to her knees to lick, kiss, sroke and suck my big dick...

Arriving early to the meeting I ...