Let's Play "Finish The Phrase"

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  1. D_Navengil Nutroll

    D_Navengil Nutroll New Member

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    my cock is so big that...
     
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    ...it has its own zip code.

    Koalas are cute because they...
     
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    Their eucalyptus breath gives an exhilarating blow job.

    Last night, at the bar...
     
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    ...a hot sexy guy shagged me senseless.


    I went to the hospital and......
     
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    ... finally had the mouse removed.

    My cock is sore because...
     
  6. Mandee

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    I sleep-fucked my roomie all night last night.


    I like it when you...
     
  7. Catchoftheday

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    stop doing that

    you'll go blind if..
     
  8. molotovmuffin

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    eat too many cookie.



    You should never do that if .......
     
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    you have a huge donkey dick...

    some gals like to ...
     
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    eat durian. sometimes when i am in the shower.....
     
  11. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    grab me from behind and make me sweaty all night long.
    I should get some sleep before..
     
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    I pass out with my dick in my hand and the lube next to me.

    If I stay on LPSG anylonger...
     
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    ..my Roast Beef and Yorkshire puddings will be burnt !

    ...the last time I got burnt was ....
     
  14. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    when I used too much KY warming lube and had a lit cigarette nearby.
    If I ever live long enough to figure this place out, I'll...
     
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    be out of here


    Why does it always taste like..
     
  16. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    she has an entire cologne factory down there.

    If told her she had a beautiful body would she..
     
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    would take off her wig and bellow in a manly voice, "I'm a lady!" :biggrin1:
    I tried to get there on time...
     
  18. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    So that my Transgender nurse could set my shock therapy on maximum voltage and succeeded(Well, that's you get for ruining a good line!:biggrin:)

    So long as my fingers still have strength, I can...
     
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    Some "Little Britain" humor is always welcome in a Funny Stuff thread. :cool:

    call for my maid to put on the clown outfit and bring me my Fleshlight. :biggrin1:


    Every time I go into the kitchen...
     
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    she drops to her knees to lick, kiss, sroke and suck my big dick...

    Arriving early to the meeting I ...
     
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