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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_Navengil Nutroll, Apr 7, 2010.

  1. D_Navengil Nutroll

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    my cock is so big that...
     
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    ...it has its own zip code.

    Koalas are cute because they...
     
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    Their eucalyptus breath gives an exhilarating blow job.

    Last night, at the bar...
     
  4. D_Sparroe Spongecaques

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    ...a hot sexy guy shagged me senseless.


    I went to the hospital and......
     
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    ... finally had the mouse removed.

    My cock is sore because...
     
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    I sleep-fucked my roomie all night last night.


    I like it when you...
     
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    stop doing that

    you'll go blind if..
     
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    eat too many cookie.



    You should never do that if .......
     
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    you have a huge donkey dick...

    some gals like to ...
     
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    eat durian. sometimes when i am in the shower.....
     
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    grab me from behind and make me sweaty all night long.
    I should get some sleep before..
     
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    I pass out with my dick in my hand and the lube next to me.

    If I stay on LPSG anylonger...
     
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    ..my Roast Beef and Yorkshire puddings will be burnt !

    ...the last time I got burnt was ....
     
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    when I used too much KY warming lube and had a lit cigarette nearby.
    If I ever live long enough to figure this place out, I'll...
     
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    be out of here


    Why does it always taste like..
     
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    she has an entire cologne factory down there.

    If told her she had a beautiful body would she..
     
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    would take off her wig and bellow in a manly voice, "I'm a lady!" :biggrin1:
    I tried to get there on time...
     
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    So that my Transgender nurse could set my shock therapy on maximum voltage and succeeded(Well, that's you get for ruining a good line!:biggrin:)

    So long as my fingers still have strength, I can...
     
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    Some "Little Britain" humor is always welcome in a Funny Stuff thread. :cool:

    call for my maid to put on the clown outfit and bring me my Fleshlight. :biggrin1:


    Every time I go into the kitchen...
     
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    she drops to her knees to lick, kiss, sroke and suck my big dick...

    Arriving early to the meeting I ...
     
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    Showed how drunk I was & told my fat bald boss off but good.
    If I gave her a good squeeze, would she.....
     
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    smile coquettishly and flash me her knockers and a glimpse of her...
     
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    New tat strategically place on her backside for me ME to admire.
    Weekends are meant for days off, not working so why....
     
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    Am I walking along Hunt's Point...in a purple miniskirt and a green Kangol?

    I don't mean to be rude but.....
     
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    I babble like a moron when I have too much Dirty Sanchez on me.:biggrin::naughty:

    One thing's for sure about this thread....
     
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    It probably has a deep and meaningful point, I just can't see it for....
     
  27. D_Navengil Nutroll

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    cum.

    if you come over to my place...
     
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    please could you tell me where i t is, I've lost it

    If I say you have a beautiful body...
     
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    I might flatter you, but considering your sexual orientation that'd be all.
    One would think that by now this thread should be....
     
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    over the hills and far away.

    Mad dogs and Englishmen...
     
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