Let's Talk About Em... Turnoffs

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-body odor

-the ever-famous "just let me put the head in"

-trying too hard to be sexy

-laying there while i do all the work

-bad breath, ashtray breath (i smoke cigs too but always have mouthwash handy)

-sloppy, wet, slobbery kisses

-lack of spontaneity (afraid to do it in public, different places, even different times of the day, never engages)

-promises of "the experience of a lifetime*. uhh, you ain't the first piece of good dick and you won't be the last

-lack of variety (sometimes i wanna fuck, sometimes i wanna make love, sometimes i want some freaky-nasty-make-ya-wanna-slap-ya-mama kinky type shit

-not aggressive enough (i need somebody to toss me up, flip me over, rub me down, throw me against the wall and slam my head through the bedpost)

did i cover all the basics??
 

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My biggeset turn-offs are:

No sense of humor

Cigarette breath

Utter lack of compassion

Someone who has absolutely nothing to say unless I lead the conversation.

Someone who text messages on their cell phone all day long

Body odor

Body odor

Body odor

Someone who has a terrible taste in music

Excessive body-hair, especially in the fun areas.
 

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Some turn offs I hadn't thought of until I encountered them:

- nose hair like a pack of spiders

- plaque

- "Oh him? He's my...um...roommate?"

- an un-ironic shrine to Michael Jackson

- "I don't really use e. Only, like, five a night from Thursday to Saturday. And usually Sunday. And Monday and Tuesday. Only when I go clubbing."

- SUVs (I don't know what to make of that)

- "Oh, my age isn't important..."

- tattoos you need 3-D glasses to understand
 

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Slight turn-off:

-Body Odor
-Dirty-looking clothes
-Strong Cologne
-City-life people (sorry, I don't like party-people. Call me boring)
-Too many tattoos
-Greasy/Oily hair
-People that drink (only a slight turn-off, due to an odd fantasy >_>)
-Chest Hair
-Facial Hair (It's good on some guys but, for me, not many of them)

Major turn-off:

-Belittling me
-Smoking
-Druggies
-Bad Breath(which goes hand-in-hand with smoking, really)
-Ass hair (I take the time and effort to shave it, others can too >_>. It is, literally, a pain in the ass to shave.)
-Guys that fart near me or others
-Trying to be something they aren't
-Guys that want to talk about religion or politics
-Dirty or unhealthy-looking hands


It's easier to think of turn-offs than turn-ons. XD I'll stop with what I've written so far. :p
 

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* Bad breath
* Discoloured/rotten teeth
* Smokers
* B.O
* Druggies
* People who go on about how wonderful they are
* People who go on about how band/music style X (usually something very obscure) is the best thing since sliced bread and how band/music style Y (that maybe I like) he wouldn't be seen dead listening to because it is supposedly so uncool.
* Overweight
 

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for me hair does it too, both ways:

i DO NOT want a shaven pubic region, bare skin looks nasty i like some pubes down there, although the balls need to be shaven for me to effectively give oral.

and everywhere else?? i hate hairy backs, arms, all that. i know a lil hair is natural but some guys need a hedge-trimmer just to get to their nipples. that turns me off
 

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No, what was that all about?

if your not in the mood for sex a guy may ask if he can atleast put the head in for a few seconds or for long enough to jack off. nine times out of ten, putting the head in leads to sex anyway so its a stupid line. also if i'm hanging out with somebody new and not yet comfortable enough to have sex with him he'll ask if he can just "put the head in"

(as in put the head of the penis into ass/vagina without inserting the whole penis)
 

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If I'm not in thte mood or I don' know the guy, he's not putting his cock inside me.

Others are clearly more accomodating.

yeah, i can't even imagine how desperate you have to be to just wanna put the head in, unless your alterior motive is full-insertion. another turn-off is hygiene. people think i'm anal but i always ask a guy to wash his dick in front of me so i know it's clean before i give oral. better safe than picking dick-cheese out of my teeth
 

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if your not in the mood for sex a guy may ask if he can atleast put the head in for a few seconds or for long enough to jack off. nine times out of ten, putting the head in leads to sex anyway so its a stupid line. also if i'm hanging out with somebody new and not yet comfortable enough to have sex with him he'll ask if he can just "put the head in"

(as in put the head of the penis into ass/vagina without inserting the whole penis)

Not heard that one before to be honest! But yes, it does sound annoying.
 

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Not heard that one before to be honest! But yes, it does sound annoying.

i've heard it a lot myself but i'm sure there are plenty of women who have been asked to "just lemme put the head in"

the worse thing is someone trying to guilt you into sex. if you're not feelin it, you're not feelin it.
 

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Lets see...

Smoking. period- huge turn off- seeing a hot man/woman with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth...

Odor- 'musty' is okay (ie end of the day and...) but nothing more.

Nostril hair- a mustache is nice, but not growing out of your nose.

Hate- slamming another group, minority, etc... just shows a bitter angry heart- and that is *not* getting in my bed...or mouth or....

Dirty clothes- again, day to day wear and tear is fine but sour? no.

men with feminine and women with masculine- a good example is seeing a hot man drop his pants and discovering he is wearing panties...ugh (or a woman wearing mans briefs...ugh)

Talking about your last sexual partner- I don't care, you got me- deal with me, not them or your ex or....