Let's Talk About Em... Turnoffs

[D_Hamish Honkinhuge]

turn offs
pubic hair
gutter talk(too much swearing)
thinking you are too hot
not dressing appropriately(or undressing appropriately)
gold digging
indesiciveness(sp)

 

[SyddyKitty]

Oh god, I forgot how disgusting hairy backs are!

I've never heard of "just lemme put the head in" but I have heard of "I'll pull out right before I cum". Not as silly but still, some guys don't have that sort of control. Only ever heard of it, though, never experienced it.

 

[marleyisalegend]

i can't BELIEVE i forgot about the ex-complex. that's why the radio sux sometimes cuz a song comes on that reminds them of a romp with a former lover.

and nostril hairs turn me off too, though mine grow like weeds and i have to tend to them everyday. once i lost an entire snickers bar in my nose hair

 

[B_Jane_the_Dancer]

Smoking

Odor

Lack of self confidence

whining

Fat
(like not taking care of themselves, i like a guy/girl that takes care of themselves, staying in shape, hygiene, etc.)

excessive drinking(tipsy is one thing, getting falling down drunk is just unnattractive)

weird tattoos in weird places (one guy had a fly next to his dick, yuck)

 

[marleyisalegend]

lushes get on my nerves too. i enjoy whiskey as much as the next man, but i don't drink 24/7 (i've seen some people that do)

 

[Balljunkie]

*Guys that don't douche, give themselves an enema, etc. before bottoming. I pulled out and my manila colored condom was chocolate, and I wanted to throw up and was completely turned off.

*Rotten teeth.

*Obnoxious behavior. Did you really have to blast your music that loud? Did every other word really have to be a curse word? Have some respect for the people around you.

*Streak stains in your underwear. Honey, you are an adult. There is no reason why you don't know how to wipe your ass.

*Smelly hole. If I am down there sucking on your balls, I should not be able to smell your asshole. It should not smell like you just got finished shitting.

P.S. All of the above has happened to me.

 

[yhtang]

*Guys that don't douche, give themselves an enema, etc. before bottoming. I pulled out and my manila colored condom was chocolate, and I wanted to throw up and was completely turned off.

*Rotten teeth.

*Obnoxious behavior. Did you really have to blast your music that loud? Did every other word really have to be a curse word? Have some respect for the people around you.

*Streak stains in your underwear. Honey, you are an adult. There is no reason why you don't know how to wipe your ass.

*Smelly hole. If I am down there sucking on your balls, I should not be able to smell your asshole. It should not smell like you just got finished shitting.

P.S. All of the above has happened to me.

Not all the above in one person in one session, I hope!

 

[marleyisalegend]

^ lol

 

[spaul]

People hate people that have theories about people....

That 1/2 joke being said:

offs -
BO
hair in wrong places
fat
missionary only
naked and not turned on
rushed

ons -
expressive
in shape
open
naked and turned on

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

-body odor

-the ever-famous "just let me put the head in"

-trying too hard to be sexy

-laying there while i do all the work

-bad breath, ashtray breath (i smoke cigs too but always have mouthwash handy)

-sloppy, wet, slobbery kisses

-lack of spontaneity (afraid to do it in public, different places, even different times of the day, never engages)

-promises of "the experience of a lifetime*. uhh, you ain't the first piece of good dick and you won't be the last

-lack of variety (sometimes i wanna fuck, sometimes i wanna make love, sometimes i want some freaky-nasty-make-ya-wanna-slap-ya-mama kinky type shit

-not aggressive enough (i need somebody to toss me up, flip me over, rub me down, throw me against the wall and slam my head through the bedpost)

did i cover all the basics??

Marley, you forgot to include those bags of lettuce that piss you off. :tongue:

Arrogant men. Men who think they know every damn thing. (Intelligent men with a soul and genuine compassion are a huge turn on.)

 

[D_Relentless Original]

My turn offs -
Bushy eyebrows
Hairy noses
Hairy ears
Dropping earwax
Having a hairy body which i love, but bald from the belly button down to the top of the legs.
Smelly cock, butt.
Attitude/i love me, who do you love !
Manky teeth/breath
Manky hands and feet and smelly feet even with shoes on.
And finally, dirty looking, not as in a builder look, but generally dirty/greasy looking.

God, ain't i a fussy one ?

 

[B_625girth]

clothes that are 2 sizes too small or clothes that a gal should not wear either because of their weight or age or both. I don't want to see your "pepsi, doritos, peanut M & M's" couch belly hanging out between your tube top and your hip hugger jeans. and for God's sake don't hang jewelry on your pierced belly button. that's like advertising that roll of fat hanging over your hip huggers.

 

[allmale]

Turn Offs:
BO, includes bad hygene (including unclean dick & ass)
Bad Breath/ Teeth
Selfishness in bed: "I got mine, you go get yours" attitude.
Bushy Eyebrows
Hair on back
Table manners (chomping)

 

[BiItalianBro]

I just had a recent experience to add to the list...in the heat of the moment, they start acting like we are filming a porno or something. The cheese that was coming out of his mouth.....I started to laugh. I felt bad for about three seconds...and told them that I appreciate the enthusiasm but save the theatrics for their Xtube vlog.

 

[marleyisalegend]

^LOL

 

[vidaurreta]

Shaved pubic hair, shaved chest, shaved armpits and plucked eyebrows...leave your hair alone!!!!!!

 

[erratic]

I just had a recent experience to add to the list...in the heat of the moment, they start acting like we are filming a porno or something. The cheese that was coming out of his mouth.....I started to laugh. I felt bad for about three seconds...and told them that I appreciate the enthusiasm but save the theatrics for their Xtube vlog.

Oh I haaate that. That and personals that say "I'm straight-acting." Your on a frikkin homo personals site. Nothing says "straight acting" like that.

 

[yngjock20]

Okay, a topic I can get with!

Actually, I'm quite a negative person so it doesn't take much for me to dislike anyone (lol!) but here's a couple of things that just give me the gags in a bad way.

-Hair in places that are not that hot (i.e. feet, ears, nose, tongue...etc.)

-Bad breath/ ugly teeth. Not completely straight is fine, it's natural; but if your teeth look like Austin Powers' it's not happening.

-Ugly or missing toes/toenails/fingers/fingernails: It just messes me up when I see a guy wearing sandals or flip-flops and their feet clearly look like they've been on a barefoot archeological dig. The one thing worse is missing any digits period. I just can't get sexy with that visual.

-Smegma, head cheese, fishdicks...smelly penises/crotch. I've had to turn away some choice potential because they can't keep that smell to a minimum.

-Gay-Trendiness: If you look like anyone from a TLA video, or if someone can tell you live in West Hollywood/East Village/Castro District/Philly/DC metro area before you open your mouth, I'm not interested.

-Coversation hijacking: If we have a conversation and everytime you ask me something, you cut me off to tell you how much more better/worse your experience was? That's a chop.

-Lying: No AOL inches, no in-between jobs, no "I have a car, it's just in the impound right now"...just don't lie. It'll make things alot easier.

-Versatile guys: No offense, but don't lure me in with false pretenses of macho top sex when you just want to get fucked. I don't like that. See Above.

-Romantic behaviour in a hookup setting: If it's just supposed to be a quickie, I don't wanna cuddle or lie next to you. When guys try that I get a weird feeling in the pit of my stomach and I'm ready to leave right then.

...I'm gonna stop there before I piss anyone else off.

 

[marleyisalegend]

I feel ya on these;

Smegma, head cheese, fishdicks...smelly penises/crotch.

Gay-Trendiness: If you look like anyone from a TLA video, or if someone can tell you live in West Hollywood/East Village/Castro District/Philly/DC metro area before you open your mouth, I'm not interested.

Some gay people can be SO conformist it's sickening.

Coversation hijacking: If we have a conversation and everytime you ask me something, you cut me off to tell you how much more better/worse your experience was?

That's one of the WORST things! I hate people who do that, everything you say, they have to get the one-up.

Lying: No AOL inches, no in-between jobs, no "I have a car, it's just in the impound right now"...just don't lie. It'll make things alot easier.

These are my favorite, they seem to think you're not going to find out.

Romantic behaviour in a hookup setting

AMEN! I hate the hook-ups where afterwards they wanna kinda hang out. It's like "GET THE FUCK OUT!"

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Okay, a topic I can get with!

Actually, I'm quite a negative person so it doesn't take much for me to dislike anyone (lol!) but here's a couple of things that just give me the gags in a bad way.

-Hair in places that are not that hot (i.e. feet, ears, nose, tongue...etc.)

-Bad breath/ ugly teeth. Not completely straight is fine, it's natural; but if your teeth look like Austin Powers' it's not happening.

-Ugly or missing toes/toenails/fingers/fingernails: It just messes me up when I see a guy wearing sandals or flip-flops and their feet clearly look like they've been on a barefoot archeological dig. The one thing worse is missing any digits period. I just can't get sexy with that visual.

-Smegma, head cheese, fishdicks...smelly penises/crotch. I've had to turn away some choice potential because they can't keep that smell to a minimum.

-Gay-Trendiness: If you look like anyone from a TLA video, or if someone can tell you live in West Hollywood/East Village/Castro District/Philly/DC metro area before you open your mouth, I'm not interested.

-Coversation hijacking: If we have a conversation and everytime you ask me something, you cut me off to tell you how much more better/worse your experience was? That's a chop.

-Lying: No AOL inches, no in-between jobs, no "I have a car, it's just in the impound right now"...just don't lie. It'll make things alot easier.

-Versatile guys: No offense, but don't lure me in with false pretenses of macho top sex when you just want to get fucked. I don't like that. See Above.

-Romantic behaviour in a hookup setting: If it's just supposed to be a quickie, I don't wanna cuddle or lie next to you. When guys try that I get a weird feeling in the pit of my stomach and I'm ready to leave right then.

...I'm gonna stop there before I piss anyone else off.

Love it ! hehe