Let's talk about religion!

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Hickboy, Dec 4, 2009.

  1. B_Hickboy

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    blahblahblahblahblah

    All mystics speak the same language.

    That's because you're stupid.

    No, you are.

    No YOU ARE!!!

    Now let's fucking kill each other because your beliefs are stupid.

    Well, your ideas are just as fucked up as my beliefs!

    At this point, the same guy as always comes in and says something intelligent, wise, kind, and compassionate.

    Then somebody who agrees with him puts up a post telling him how wise, kind, compassionate, and intelligent he is.

    Then they all ignore the message and each start back tearing the others' throats out.

    "I'll kill you."

    "No you won't, not if I kill you first."

    "Wait a minute. I'm tired. I really do want to live long enough to come back here and rehash the same old worn-out shit with you again."

    "Yeah, me too. Let's do that."

    Seventy three pages later, the thread dies because somebody has started another thread about how fucking many angels can dance on the head of a pin and their everybody else's little ADD brains have some ugly shit to run over there and puke up.

    Oooohh! Squirrel!!!

    *runs away*
     
  2. luka82

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    Bhahahahahh!!!
    LOVELY!!!
     
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    My religious feelings are personal. I don't discuss them because I respect others right to believe as they choose. Moreover in sharing my own experiences and feelings on the matter would disparage the views of others. I don't discuss religion at LPSG or anywhere else for that matter outside of my synagogue.
    It's a very simple easy rule to live by, think of how differently the world would be if everyone followed the same example.
     
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    Amen, and

    SHABBAT SHALOM!!!
     
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    My peace and love can beat the shit outta your peace and love anyday.
     
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    and FACT-I hate when I talk about religion ona BIG DICK SITE!!!!
    I usually avoid talking about it here!
    But sometimes i just have to reply :)
     
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    nudeyorker says it ALL on this one. Created as part of whatever we see God as!
     
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    But religion doesn't fit the tempo as well as sex does.
     
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    To me it seems as natural to talk about religion here as anywhere else but then I don't afford religion some special status which would require me to think that cocks and god should never be mixed :tongue::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
  11. BigDallasDick8x6

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    I enjoy talking about religion with intelligent, respectful, mature adults as much as I do most other topics.

    It does happen people.

    Just usually not on the Internet.
     
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    As they used to say in sectarian Ireland, the penis is the most reliable convertor. Yes leaders of religion have used it to slaughter the peasantry in its tens of millions. Who reaps the corn, fights the battles, tend the sick when only Generals and Princes remain? American and British oil corporations are responsible for the slaughter of children and women in the name of profit (ooops I mean democracy) so don't blame it all on priesrcraft.
     
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    I have never seen a reason to subscribe to Architectural Digest.

    The same holds true for subscribing to any one particular religion. All of the religions out there offer something to somebody, if you have the freedom to choose one which meets your desires, then go for it.
     
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    So here we go.....

    Religion (to me) is all about making YOURSELF better.

    So why do so many people use it as a hammer to change OTHER people??

    Spend your life trying to be the best you can be. If you're all that great other people will follow your example. Much more efficient that jawboning them.
     
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    Amen to both :wink:
     
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    Religion requires no proof.
    So well just about anything can be religious.
    LOOK I found Jesus in an acorn and the tree it fell from is God. Don't matter what you say I believe it, so it's true.
     
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    Ah, fuck. I've misstated my position. Mods, please close this motherfucker. My head is hurting from all the militant ignorance. Ah, fuck me running.
     
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    Sorry no can do.

    You've started so you'll finish :tongue:
     
  19. B_Hickboy

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    You are nothing but a bunch of fucking slaves.
    You are nothing but a bunch of fucking slaves.
    You are nothing but a bunch of fucking slaves.
    You are nothing but a bunch of fucking slaves.
    You are nothing but a bunch of fucking slaves.
    You are nothing but a bunch of fucking slaves.


    Except for a couple of you, and I hope you know who you are.

    Satire: wasted.
    Parody: wasted.
    Appeal to you to see your own foibles, embrace them and have a good laugh: WASTED.

    STOP BEING SO LITERAL-MINDED!
     
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    RELIGION...Yesterday's rules for present-day and future fools.
     
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