Lets talk about what makes FMH so irresistible to the ladies.

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  1. B_FatMushroomHead

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    I mean...is it his charm? His wit? His confidence? His exquisite cock?

    There is something about him that is even able to melt the icicles on dolfette's heart and it's sweeping the nation!

    So ladies, what makes him so rad to YOU?

    Discuss
     
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    Wish-4-8 in a girls voice pretending to be a lady.
    Its his avatar, hee hee hee...
     
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    Wish, did you get that ring from man-hoin'?
     
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    I wish, I aint got no game, just ask the ladies here! lol

    I got it here, for free! Its my Egyptian cock ring! Someone else gets the credit for naming it that in the "rename the avatar" thread in the jokes section here.

    Shit, now I probably offended Egyptians and/or Lord of the Rings fans.
     
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    Tasha loves my sammiches because she's the one that makes them for me...and serves them to me...in special outfits...whenever I want. ;)
     
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    Never heard of him.
     
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    Yes i do,Mushy just loves my knuckle sammiches don't you sweetcheeks?
     
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    You know I love your moose knuckle, pumpkin tits!
     
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    That's because he hasn't wanted you to hear of him yet. He's too busy slaying the first round of wimmins.

    When your time comes....
     
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    well i am sure it is the fact that you are everything
    a "Real' woman would want.

    not some sensitive, dripping pipsqueak.

    FMH knows "style"

    :smile:
     
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    It's clearly the kick me sign on his arse
     
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    *fist bump*
     
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    FatMushroomHead, what IS it about you that compels one such as me to respond to your obviously superior charms? I don't know...
    (But that name just kills me...)
     
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    it's his sensitive, caring side.

    it just melts my heart.
     
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    Aww cyra and dolfette, c'mere sweet babies.

    *grabs two handfuls of ass*

    Let's all go make sweet love down by the fire. Shall we, schnookums?
     
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    *swoon*
     
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    it's prolly the ass in his ass-a-tar
     
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    Yeah, I want to see that movie in 3-D.
     
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