Lets talk about what makes FMH so irresistible to the ladies.

[B_FatMushroomHead]

it's prolly the ass in his ass-a-tar

Greatest ass in history....except for every hot girl on here lookin at dicks. know what I mean *elbow poke* eh? Eh?

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Yeah, I want to see that movie in 3-D.

Dude, no! See it in 4D! It's gets so deep at the point where you climb into the machine and wake up a plump fat ass! After that it got bizarre. I won't see it again. But you should go! Srs!

Exclamation points!!!!!

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Bump! Bed time. I expect all of you to come back tomorrow with some wonderful compliments.

Maestro.

 

[dolfette]

the first thought in my morning...

 

[AlteredEgo]

Easy! It's his milkshake!

 

[nicenycdick]

it's his sensitive, caring side.

it just melts my heart.

Heart? Dolfette has a heart?

 

[dolfette]

Heart? Dolfette has a heart?

ah...i see your point.

well if i had a heart, he would melt it!

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

ah...i see your point.

well if i had a heart, he would melt it!

So you don't really love me like you said? You just love my big mushroom tip?

 

[dolfette]

i don't love anything...
i am but a hollow shell...



fill me up, baby!

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

K, I'm cool with that, babe. But I need to get a boner first...so you'd better tell me all the nasty shit you want to do to me...or vice versa...or show your tits.

 

[dolfette]

if i told you that you'd start crying and not sleep for a week.

 

[Wish-4-8]

K, I'm cool with that, babe. But I need to get a boner first...so you'd better tell me all the nasty shit you want to do to me...or vice versa...or show your tits.

She has, and they are magnificent. :smile:

HA, you missed it!:tongue:

 

[NightOwlGate]

I mean...is it his charm? His wit? His confidence? His exquisite cock?

There is something about him that is even able to melt the icicles on dolfette's heart and it's sweeping the nation!

So ladies, what makes him so rad to YOU?

Discuss

Ego is cute and all, but only when it's warranted.

Sorry bro.

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Ego is cute and all, but only when it's warranted.

Sorry bro.

Shut your whore mouth!




Ladies?

 

[AlteredEgo]

Ego is cute and all, .

I am a cutie. Thanks for noticing. FMH behaves in a way which I generally do not like, validate or accept from others. Somehow, when he does it, it's funny. It is to me, anyway. As my user-name implies, I'm the only one whose humor concerns me.

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Don't worry baby, dingleberries are bound to show up and hate. Usually with screen names like "corvettedude" and "axman" and "superawesomebigdickbroforyouwithtattoos".

It's no big deal. They're jealous because I get the chicks.

 

[Calboner]

Everybody loves a fathead.

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Everybody loves a fathead.

*fist bump* calboner knows the business.

Also, this just put my rad thread back to the top so that more hot wimmins get the chance to finally tell the world how much they love the mushroom.

 

[dolfette]

my cunt asked me to say hello.

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Well hello, Twatty McCuntface! Tell your owner dolfette that her ass looks fantastic in my boxers.

Muah! Xoxoxo