Lets talk about what makes FMH so irresistible to the ladies.

[nicenycdick]

I got it! Really! I finally figured out who FMH is!

He's really....Dolfette!

No wonder he's irresistable to the ladies!

 

[Calboner]

What a lot of utter nonsense this thread is. What is more, the word "poop" has not been used once.

 

[D_Tyrone_Tittickler]

POOP

 

[AlteredEgo]

Well, he does have a very nice, gallery.

 

[D_Czarova Zucchini]

it's "just another variation"

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

it's "just another variation"

What does that mean mister rolley eyes?

AlteredEgo gets it. Thanks schnookums. *slaps ass* let's have sex now. Wanna? Yeah, you do.

 

[D_Czarova Zucchini]

an allusion to this post

http://www.lpsg.org/170269-5-inches-or-8-inches-11.html#post2611176

yeah, AE gets it. she just doesn't wanna admit it

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

I still don't get it. Whatevs. Over it.

 

[Wish-4-8]

it's "just another variation"

an allusion to this post

http://www.lpsg.org/170269-5-inches-or-8-inches-11.html#post2611176

yeah, AE gets it. she just doesn't wanna admit it

Damn Scalawag, what are you? An archivist. Im not messing with you. :biggrin1:
Oh, and "ZING!" on AlteredEgo

 

[D_Czarova Zucchini]

just a guy with a long memory.

a low tolerance for BS.

and a very basic understanding of how the search function works.

(surprisingly that alone is too much for some people)

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

K, rad.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Scalawag, for some reason (probably a rejection of sorts) doesn't like that my lack of preference for size doesn't mean I only like small cocks. He always finds fault because I like the big ones too, as if I ever said I only liked small penises. Apparently, I'm not allowed to have any penis preferences at all, nor a capacity for general appreciation if I have no size preference. I can't find some prettier than others, and I can't be attracted to unique features, and God forbid I check out someone's gallery, feel any lust at all, and comment on it if they have a big one. Pisses him right the fuck off for some reason. But Scalawag can kiss my ass, FMH. That is, unless you feel jealous about the required proximity to my butt.

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Scalawag, for some reason (probably a rejection of sorts) doesn't like that my lack of preference for size doesn't mean I only like small cocks. He always finds fault because I like the big ones too, as if I ever said I only liked small penises. Apparently, I'm not allowed to have any penis preferences at all, nor a capacity for general appreciation if I have no size preference. I can't find some prettier than others, and I can't be attracted to unique features, and God forbid I check out someone's gallery, feel any lust at all, and comment on it if they have a big one. Pisses him right the fuck off for some reason. But Scalawag can kiss my ass, FMH. That is, unless you feel jealous about the required proximity to my butt.

OH SNAP! Dude how lame do you feel? Baby, I ain't trippin but turn your neck and your dame's missin.

 

[D_Czarova Zucchini]

OH SNAP! Dude how lame do you feel? Baby, I ain't trippin but turn your neck and your dame's missin.

LOL

she was never my "dame" her ass is all yours. be gentle and use lotsa lube.:wink:

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

LOL

she was never my "dame" her ass is all yours. be gentle and use lotsa lube.:wink:

Hahahah *fist bump* Good lookin out, mane.

 

[Wish-4-8]

just a guy with a long memory.

a low tolerance for BS.

and a very basic understanding of how the search function works.

(surprisingly that alone is too much for some people)

Aint that the truth. Just visit the PE section to get the SAME question asked every 2 days, on the dot.

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Look at my vocabulary and tell me what I would search for that would bring up a similar topic?























Nah just kidding. I just want chicks to look at my dick and maybe have a laugh.

 

[D_Letha Weapons]

I mean...is it his charm? His wit? His confidence? His exquisite cock?

There is something about him that is even able to melt the icicles on dolfette's heart and it's sweeping the nation!

So ladies, what makes him so rad to YOU?

Discuss

*yawn*

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

*yawn*

Get some new material. Boring.