Not sure if the guys will find this that
amusing but I found it flippin' funny!:wink:
Dear Kotex,
I recently noticed that the peel-off
strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of
"Kotex Tips for Life" on it.
Annoying advice such as:
Staying active during your period
can relieve cramps.
Avoiding caffeine may help reduce
cramps and headaches.
Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day
to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.
Try Kotex blah blah blah other products.
Obviously the person behind this was
someone who has never possessed a
functioning pair of ovaries. Go ahead
and tell a menstruating woman TO
HER FACE that drinking 6-8 glasses
of water will help keep her feeling
fresh. See what happens and report
back. I'll wait here.
While you're at it, dump out the
coffee at work and remove the chocolate
from the vending machine. I guaran-damn-tee
that the first responders will be females
who just ovulated.
Look, females don't need or want tips
for living on feminine hygiene products.
Younger girls are already hearing "helpful"
crap like that from their elderly relatives.
Veteran females have already concocted
their own recipes for survival, most
containing alcohol.
Mostly we'd like to forget that we
even need these products. It's not a
fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us
up by adding smiley faces or bunnies
or flowery cutesy crap to your products
or the packaging.
Put the damned things in a plain brown
wrapper so we can throw it in our carts
discreetly and have it blend in among
the wine and beer. There is nothing
more annoying than having a blinding
pink package announcing your uterine
state to everyone in the damn store.
The ultimate goal of your product
should be functional invisibility at
every stage, including the point of
purchase.
So take your tips for living and
shove them right up you're butt.
Try drinking six to eight glasses
of water to make you feel fresher
while you're doing it !
Ovarily Yours
Miss PMS
amusing but I found it flippin' funny!:wink:
Dear Kotex,
I recently noticed that the peel-off
strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of
"Kotex Tips for Life" on it.
Annoying advice such as:
Staying active during your period
can relieve cramps.
Avoiding caffeine may help reduce
cramps and headaches.
Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day
to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.
Try Kotex blah blah blah other products.
Obviously the person behind this was
someone who has never possessed a
functioning pair of ovaries. Go ahead
and tell a menstruating woman TO
HER FACE that drinking 6-8 glasses
of water will help keep her feeling
fresh. See what happens and report
back. I'll wait here.
While you're at it, dump out the
coffee at work and remove the chocolate
from the vending machine. I guaran-damn-tee
that the first responders will be females
who just ovulated.
Look, females don't need or want tips
for living on feminine hygiene products.
Younger girls are already hearing "helpful"
crap like that from their elderly relatives.
Veteran females have already concocted
their own recipes for survival, most
containing alcohol.
Mostly we'd like to forget that we
even need these products. It's not a
fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us
up by adding smiley faces or bunnies
or flowery cutesy crap to your products
or the packaging.
Put the damned things in a plain brown
wrapper so we can throw it in our carts
discreetly and have it blend in among
the wine and beer. There is nothing
more annoying than having a blinding
pink package announcing your uterine
state to everyone in the damn store.
The ultimate goal of your product
should be functional invisibility at
every stage, including the point of
purchase.
So take your tips for living and
shove them right up you're butt.
Try drinking six to eight glasses
of water to make you feel fresher
while you're doing it !
Ovarily Yours
Miss PMS
