Letter To The FAA

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  1. windtalkerways

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    Subject: FAA

    TO: Federal Aviation Administration


    Our airline industry is in real trouble
    and it's time to start fixing this before
    it's too late.

    To that end, here are some modest
    suggestions:


    Dump the male flight attendants.
    No one wanted them in the first place.


    Replace all the female flight attendants
    with good-looking strippers!
    What the hell -- the attendants have
    gotten old and haggard-looking.
    They don't even serve food anymore,
    so what's the loss?


    The strippers would at least triple the
    alcohol sales and get a "party
    atmosphere" going in the cabin.


    And, of course, every heterosexual
    businessman in this country would
    start flying again, hoping to see naked
    women. Because of the tips, female flight
    attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
    saving even more money.


    Hell, I suspect tips would be so good
    that we could charge the women for
    working and have them kick back 20%
    of the tips, including lap dances and
    "special services."

    Muslims would be afraid to get on the
    planes for fear of seeing naked women.


    Hijackings would come to a screeching
    halt and the airline industry would see
    record revenues.


    This is definitely a win-win situation if
    we handle it right -- a golden opportunity
    to turn a liability into an asset.


    Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
    Why do I still have to do everything
    myself?

    Sincerely,

    Bill Clinton
     
  2. jakeatolla

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    That was brilliant. Thx
     
  3. b.c.

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    Good one (and so true)!
     
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    Just goes to show, it pays to advertise, whatever the product. I didn't even know they existed (not that I fly anyway).
     
  6. windtalkerways

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    But you might start now? :wink:
     
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