Letter To The FAA

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Subject: FAA

TO: Federal Aviation Administration


Our airline industry is in real trouble
and it's time to start fixing this before
it's too late.

To that end, here are some modest
suggestions:


Dump the male flight attendants.
No one wanted them in the first place.


Replace all the female flight attendants
with good-looking strippers!
What the hell -- the attendants have
gotten old and haggard-looking.
They don't even serve food anymore,
so what's the loss?


The strippers would at least triple the
alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin.


And, of course, every heterosexual
businessman in this country would
start flying again, hoping to see naked
women. Because of the tips, female flight
attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
saving even more money.


Hell, I suspect tips would be so good
that we could charge the women for
working and have them kick back 20%
of the tips, including lap dances and
"special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the
planes for fear of seeing naked women.


Hijackings would come to a screeching
halt and the airline industry would see
record revenues.


This is definitely a win-win situation if
we handle it right -- a golden opportunity
to turn a liability into an asset.


Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything
myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton
 

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