Letting men know we are a Size Queen

[wldhoney]

I didn't know that was necessary, I thought all women were size queens.
Really, I thought they all wanted above average...

If all the women I thought were size queens were on this website, we would have millions of female members.

Viking1, there are those of us here, myself included, who have stated over and over that we are NOT size queens!

The key words in your second post are "I thought". If you don't know then you are assuming, and assumptions like that can be hurtful. Yes, there are women who are size queens. Yes, there are women who are not, and your statements that we are all thus basically implies that we are lying. In other words, you are labeling us with your own prejudisms.

I am not trying to be mean, honest. But we women do have more to us than just an interest in c**cks.

 

[TheRob]

Tell them you're a size queen.

look at that she's smart and pretty : o )

 

[SensualGoth]

I wear a bracelet that states size queen in great big cubic zirconia lettering

nice...

 

[readingHelpsMe]

I think some men suffer from a special type of body dysmorphic disorder.

LOL. Unfortunatly I think more often than not it goes the other way (bigger/average men thinking they are small).

Put a mustard-colored hanky in your right hip pocket. That actually is the official signal.

Yeah this thread reminded me of the gay hanky color code thing as well.

Carry around a big condom in a place that prospective partners will see?

Keep and hand out XL size condoms to perspective partners.

 

[Aitch]

Hmmmmmmm? Methinks a savvy T shirt manufacturer needs to print up something along the lines of:

XXL only please!

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

I like cocks and I can not lie
You other sistas can't deny
That when a guy walks in with a movie star face
And a bulge in the right place
You want him [to be] HUNG



I wrote that myself. :smile:

Or if you can't sing, there's always the tattoo:

http://www.fwditon.com/attachments/2006/10/18/116124082424_None.jpg

"You must be at least this tall/big to enjoy this ride"
The ruler goes up to 8"

 

[HazelGod]

Or if you can't sing, there's always the tattoo:

http://www.fwditon.com/attachments/2006/10/18/116124082424_None.jpg

"You must be at least this tall/big to enjoy this ride"
The ruler goes up to 8"

HAHAHAHAH!

Hotlinking images makes baby jesus cry...that's precious!

 

[viking1]

Viking1, there are those of us here, myself included, who have stated over and over that we are NOT size queens!

The key words in your second post are "I thought". If you don't know then you are assuming, and assumptions like that can be hurtful. Yes, there are women who are size queens. Yes, there are women who are not, and your statements that we are all thus basically implies that we are lying. In other words, you are labeling us with your own prejudisms.

I am not trying to be mean, honest. But we women do have more to us than just an interest in c**cks.

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend any of the lovely ladies here. It's just that I have heard this "size queen" stuff so many times from so many women, that I'm developing a bias. Hearing the same thing over and over so many times will do that. I didn't intend for it to be hateful...

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

In any relationship sex isn't the main part of it, and however big it is a man's cock isn't going to be his main part, a big cock is nice but stick a big cock on a big dick and he's a waste of skin.

The original question - I have a key ring that says size queen, it dangles off my bag and I think most people take it as a joke but a joke with an underlying truth to it.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

T-shirt saying:

I require XXL
That doesn't mean a size 11 shoe

 

[Osiris]

In any relationship sex isn't the main part of it, and however big it is a man's cock isn't going to be his main part, a big cock is nice but stick a big cock on a big dick and he's a waste of skin.

The original question - I have a key ring that says size queen, it dangles off my bag and I think most people take it as a joke but a joke with an underlying truth to it.

T-shirt saying:

I require XXL
That doesn't mean a size 11 shoe

Those are the best one's yet. Flipping hilarious!

 

[B_babydick]

Wear a sign around the neck saying
"Tiny dicks, don't bother me"
"Only real men with real cocks"
"Be big, if you want me"
"Only XL size for me"
"I love XL"
"No chicks for small dicks"
Hopefully this will scare small dicks from bothering you
small3.5@hotmail.com
We should stay home wanking, and leave the women for real men

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

No one appreciates my lyrical prowess? lol.

:redface:

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

I appreciated it, now go off and see if you can do the other verses there's a virtual prize in it.

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Ooh a virtual prize! brb :tongue:

 

[Karena Morgan]

Think I'll go down that T-shirt print place in the Victoria centre this weekend and get 1 printed up with

' Never
2 Big 2 FCUK'

or similar and see what happens he he maybe put size queen on the back in case they turn round and look back.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Think I'll go down that T-shirt print place in the Victoria centre this weekend and get 1 printed up with

' Never
2 Big 2 FCUK'

or similar and see what happens he he maybe put size queen on the back in case they turn round and look back.

If I seen that... I would assume a weight thing. Never too fat to fuck.

 

[Principessa]

If I seen that... I would assume a weight thing. Never too fat to fuck.

:tongue: I thought the same thing! She would have men built like Dom DeLouise after her.

I like cocks and I can not lie

You other sistas can't deny
That when a guy walks in with a movie star face
And a bulge in the right place
You want him [to be] HUNG
I wrote that myself. :smile: I like it! You are quite talented. :smile:

Or if you can't sing, there's always the tattoo:
No, thanks I think that particular tattoo is a bit tacky.
http://www.fwditon.com/attachments/2006/10/18/116124082424_None.jpg
"You must be at least this tall/big to enjoy this ride"
The ruler goes up to 8"

a big cock is nice but stick a big cock on a big dick and he's a waste of skin.

Agreed, I have said the same thing numerous times!

Wear a sign around the neck saying
"Tiny dicks, don't bother me"
"Only real men with real cocks"
"Be big, if you want me"
"Only XL size for me"
"I love XL"
"No chicks for small dicks"
Hopefully this will scare small dicks from bothering you
small3.5@hotmail.com
We should stay home wanking, and leave the women for real men

I think not, everything you wrote is rather insulting babydick. Unless I misinterpreted her, the goal of the OP is to attract men with large penises, not insult men with small penises.

 

[Hugh G. Rection]

Wear a shirt that says "You must be this big to ride" with a picture of a huge dick

 

[wldhoney]

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend any of the lovely ladies here. It's just that I have heard this "size queen" stuff so many times from so many women, that I'm developing a bias. Hearing the same thing over and over so many times will do that. I didn't intend for it to be hateful...

I know, viking1. You are always so sweet! Trust me, we are out there! :smile:

a big cock is nice but stick a big cock on a big dick and he's a waste of skin.

As usually, very well said! :wink: