Letting the world know you're hung with a tattoo

[D_alex8]

If the owner of said tattoo was wearing a grimy t-shirt festooned with a witty saying, what would it be?

THIS.

The crappy, cheap nature of the tshirt is also a crucial factor.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I thought it would be one of those Love Never Dies shirts with the two skeletons fucking. Greasy, tweaked out carnies are fond of them.

 

[dongalong]

I'm glad I checked it out with you guys, I feared that it would be seen as tacky.
I had in mind some less obvious design that would look like a normal tattoo until you look closely but I think that I would save my self a lot of pain just by choosing my pants carefully.

 

[kurios]

Or you could just forget about flaunting your cock all together and concentrate on promoting things about yourself that other people care about for instance that you are a good guy, a good friend etc.......

 

[dongalong]

Or you could just forget about flaunting your cock all together and concentrate on promoting things about yourself that other people care about for instance that you are a good guy, a good friend etc.......

How would that help size queens find what they are looking for?

 

[kurios]

I didnt realize the object was to bag size queens.

I thought your original question related to what reactions you thought a tattoo indicating that you had a big dick would get and that seemed to get answered.
Im just saying the world may not care as much about your dick as the rest of you that's all.

 

[davidjh7]

*wonders whether having the phrase VERY-WELL-ENDOWED running vertically down one's penis would constitute such a tattoo*

Only if it was double-spaced.:biggrin1:

 

[dongalong]

I understand what you mean, Kurios! You are right, I know.
I already do try to let people know what a nice guy I am.

However when a man has a large penis it is less acceptable to flaunt it than when a woman has large breasts for example, as someone who likes big boobs I appreciate when they tease us guys with some cleavage.

We don't have many ways to communicate to women who prefer a bit more volume, I saw a thread started by Stud Hunter about her problem finding hung guys!

All we can do to help is:
-go to nudist beaches,
-become a flasher or streaker,
-wear figure hugging pants,
-tell people "I've got a big one!" and be instantly categorised as a liar or dick head,

None are socially acceptable!

 

[autumnbreeze4321]

Any thing that you can do to make it easier for us is greatly appreciated!!

Love

Autumn

 

[dongalong]

Any thing that you can do to make it easier for us is greatly appreciated!!

Love

Autumn

I'm trying but my tattoo idea was a failure!
I think that with all the hung guys around the world that are members of lpsg.org, if you ladies could invent a code here, we would soon start using it.
For example hung guys could put on:

A certain brand of aftershave
a certain kind of jewellery (medalion?:tongue: )
wear a certain type of trousers known to show off a mans lunchbox (this would sort out the pretenders)
or a combination of all these.

You could invent a certain kind of sign language that clears things up at the eye contact phase eg- discretely wrapping your hand around your wrist and sliding it up your arm until he nods to give you an idea how thick it is.

or what about a James Bond style coded question to confirm another agents identity eg- Q. How's it hanging? A. Half way down my thigh!

 

[Love-it]

I wanted to suggest tattooing a yardstick on your penis. Then I thought that a tattoo on your forehead would be obvious and that reminded me of the following true story.

A correctional officer (that I know personally) at a prison hospital told of an inmate patient suffering from an infection from a self induced tattoo on his forehead, he had tattooed "Fuck you" on his forehead while looking in a mirror. If you need help to understand the error of his ways, he could read it correctly while shaving in front of a mirror but everyone else would see this: "uoy kcuF". I apologize that I don't know how to reverse individual letters.