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ya, i haven't seen how much $$$ he's getting to do this, has anybody else?

and does anybody know who the top 5 most recent notable centerfolds were? i'm not a regular PG reader...:cool: but I thought they just got random str8 dudes who thought they were doing it for hot chick readers, and had no clue gay dudes prolly outnumber the chicks.

$35,000

And another reason for me to not like this douche is that he's a racist prick. I wouldn't care if there were a horrible accident on set that day.
 

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i don't think he'd do it unless he's a bit on the hung side. he's smart enough in his hockey jock locker room way to know how that would backfire (if he didn't have the goods). even if he's been told he's big he may not be as big as he thinks. but he's young with a good body, probably around 7" - 7 1/2" and 5 1/2" girth. i'll bet he poses with underwear on. not huge, but nothing to be embarrased about.
 

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I agree with Thad. Why is everybody so negative about his outcome in the future? Is it so they can blame Sarah Palin? Leave that woman alone, damn. Every time you mention her, she comes back...kinda like Beetlejuice or Candyman.

I hope that he does well, and uses the money and 15 minutes of fame to do something to better his life and his kid's life.
 

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I just read a short blurb about his confirmed upcoming appearance in which he said that he's still "not sure" whether or not he'll show everything. Personally, I think that he most likely never once considered revealing anything more than maybe his butt; however the magazine's publicity department has instructed him to say the option remains open in order to generate as much public curiosity and chatter as possible.
 

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I hope Levi capitalizes on his brief 15 mins as much as he can, perhaps if he really is smart he can work it into something more substantial. From what I've seen of him he seems pretty likeable and that's half the battle.

I think he's cute... :tongue: and he'll need all the money he can get raisin' a Palin.
 

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really? nah, come on it's gotta be more than 35k.

Twitter / LEVI JOHNSTON: Would you show your WANG ...


It's why he's waffling on showing cock or not.

Read the rest of his updates...he's trying too hard and he's made some racist remarks. The guy is a dipshit...and I know to each his own but he's average as all hell and half this website is like "OMG HE'S SO HOTTTTT" like 14 year old girls.
 

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Twitter / LEVI JOHNSTON: Would you show your WANG ...


It's why he's waffling on showing cock or not.

Read the rest of his updates...he's trying too hard and he's made some racist remarks. The guy is a dipshit...and I know to each his own but he's average as all hell and half this website is like "OMG HE'S SO HOTTTTT" like 14 year old girls.


well i'm not in the "OMG he's so hot" camp, he's average at best, & most likely average in ALL departments.

I'm in the "hey he's just a kid from a not too sophisticated background, who's just playing the cards he was dealt" camp

maybe not playing them very well, but lets be honest: probably better than expected given the circumstances.

maybe 35k is looking pretty good to him, wonder what he got for the pistachio commercial? and it's unlikely nike or wheaties is gonna be knockin on his door with a suitcase full of cash anytime soon.....maybe a beer commercial next.
 

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well i'm not in the "OMG he's so hot" camp, he's average at best, & most likely average in ALL departments.

I'm in the "hey he's just a kid from a not too sophisticated background, who's just playing the cards he was dealt" camp

maybe not playing them very well, but lets be honest: probably better than expected given the circumstances.

maybe 35k is looking pretty good to him, wonder what he got for the pistachio commercial? and it's unlikely nike or wheaties is gonna be knockin on his door with a suitcase full of cash anytime soon.....maybe a beer commercial next.

Yeah, I read back and saw you and I are on the same train of thought here. I don't have a problem with him getting paid to do whatever it is he can get paid for...it's America...and I'd consider doing playgirl my damn self if they came knocking.

I guess what it is for me is that I don't do the whole piece of meat thing, I know I have to have a physical attraction first, but if a person's mind doesn't match I get totally turned off. In his case, he has average looks - and he's demonstrating below average brains. Personal turn off, I know, but I'd hope that anyone would have at least as much respect for themselves.
 

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In his case, he has average looks - and he's demonstrating below average brains. .

well he's smart enuff to realize and accept that he can't do brain surgery, and he is capable of getting naked so why not let somebody pay him to do that.

I don't think that's showing a lack of respect for himself, i think that's just a survival mechanism, imagine growing up in BFE alaska, with a drug addict mom, and u find urself being offered 35k to show ur cock, if i put myself in his shoes, I'd be like "WTF-BFD, show me the money!"

Or.....maybe it's just the whole Playgirl venue?

if Levi and his hockey team (assuming they're all over the age of 18) wanted to cash-in doing a naked calendar would everybody be thrilled about it? like they are with those old ladies who did it or that rugby team, or the firemen & lifeguards who do it?

Or,... what if he donated the money to planned parenthood or some other charity, would that turn it around for all the haters?
 

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This Levi thing is like waiting for a cake that takes months to bake. He's not gonna do it till he works out enuf. It's been awhile since this was announced. Aren't we tired of it already before it even happens? If you think he's gonna show the goods then I have a bridge I'd like to sell you!
 

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If you think he's gonna show the goods then I have a bridge I'd like to sell you!

I'm skeptical too, but why the hell would they pay him $35k to take his shirt off.....we've already seen that.

but maybe he always planned on backing out at the last minute and milking the publicity in the mean time to promote himself.

and yeah i'm already tired of it , but it's a slow week in naked news...lol
 

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I don't think that's showing a lack of respect for himself, i think that's just a survival mechanism, imagine growing up in BFE alaska, with a drug addict mom, and u find urself being offered 35k to show ur cock, if i put myself in his shoes, I'd be like "WTF-BFD, show me the money!"

I think we misunderstand each other here...I'm not concerned about his lack of respect for himself...I'm concerned about the lack of respect he shows other people, yet somehow there's still a "gaga for Levi" section on here. It's not like it's anything new, people have liked d-bags of his caliber throughout history, and I sound self-righteous for being so anti-him, but he flat out disrespected Black people in a very public and non-funny way. Call me crazy, but I take offense to that and don't see how some others can oversee it. :shrug:



*steps off soapbox*


I won't ruin the fun any longer, though.