Levi Johnston
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D_Gunther Snotpole
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hmmm.... i'm trying to decide if I would be more disappointed if he shows no dik or a really small dik, i think no dik would be better, then i can still imagine that he's big.
hope he at least shows a full jockstrap or something
if a hockey stick can cover it, it might be long but it sure would have to be super skinny.
oh and i'm expecting somebody to post all the pics on here, cuz i sure as hell ain't payin for this crap (r u on this rico?)
hope he at least shows a full jockstrap or something
if a hockey stick can cover it, it might be long but it sure would have to be super skinny.
oh and i'm expecting somebody to post all the pics on here, cuz i sure as hell ain't payin for this crap (r u on this rico?)
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BarefootGuy
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yup
All this hype for nothing. Not looking good.
I've been wrong before, so I hope I am this time.
In another example of Levi's excellent judgment, he calls Jon Gosselin "a good guy" and volunteers that the father of 8 is giving him parenting tips:
Levi Johnston Calls Jon Gosselin a 'Good Guy' - Jon Gosselin, Levi Johnston : People.com
Levi Johnston Calls Jon Gosselin a 'Good Guy' - Jon Gosselin, Levi Johnston : People.com
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I wish the boy good luck and hope he can help raise a child and still stay far away from the likes of Sarah Palin. Still I don't see much in they way of hottness when I look at his pics. He's cute and alll in teh face but unless he really transformed that body in the gym I'm not really expecting to much. But I'll be he looks better then the ex bay watch/ nightrider star, hallelhoff did. That spread did nothing for me back then.
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Something tells me he doesn't get the concept.
These words: "He added, 'People won't be disappointed. It will be tasteful.'"
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wow , it looks like he's got a farmer tan
wtf?
damn, if he's not gonna show his cock, why didn't he go to GQ?
at least there they'd have some queer boys who could train and style his ass and make him look good.
there r guys on THIS SITE who take better pics than that.
I saw something on ET that showed him getting a spray tan before the shoot--wearing a jockstrap. That ought to be interesting when he, as both he and his manager, "Tank", maintain, he's going to be showing all, the "full Johnson".
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spray tan?
with all the hype, lead up and prep for this media debacle,
why wasn't he somewhere tropical getting a real tan and a real body.
on the plus side the grungy stubble works. it gives his face some structure and he looks way too baby faced w/o it.
