Levi Johnston

[HUNGHUGE11X7]

George Lopez on his show tonight (paraphrased) --

Levi Johnston turned down Sarah Palin's invitation to Thanksgiving dinner. Smart move on his part. Passing Bristol the white meat is how he got in this situation in the first place.

Ahahahahahahahaha....

Hahahahahahahahahhahahaa

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo

Well done on LOPEZ !

I want to see LEVI in playgirl but after hearing the full monte was only a fukin tease I dunno IF I wanna see. He is very sexy and his monotone stoicism is somewhat sexy. I would like to think he has a huge dick (duhhh) but since he decided not to show I bet the opposite is true . As bold as he is, if the hotty was packing a 9MM he would be flaunting it you know !

HH

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

no wang means hes def hung like a hamster or just too afraid!!!!!!

It could mean either of those.
Or it could simply mean that everything has consequences, and the consequences of showing everything sans his pocket rocket are better than showing everything period.
It could be an intelligently, undefensively worked out view.
I dunno.

 

[slurper_la]

Levi Johnston NOT Showing Full-Frontal Nudity In Playgirl

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

jason -- the only problem with this theory is: practically ALL the male nudes in Renaissance art are small-dicked. I've been looking at Michelangelo's nudes particularly the past 2 days. They can't all be suffering from fear and shrinkage.

There are too many small dicks in hundreds of paintings -- even random sketches -- and you'd be hard-pressed to ascribe fear to them all.

That is correct, it is more a statement about the art during the Renaissance as well as Michelangelo's style and the fact that he used his Hercules as a model for his David.

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

Levi Johnston NOT Showing Full-Frontal Nudity In Playgirl

Note that the quick poll showed 3/4 who voted are smart enough to know this was all a publicity stunt. It is what he and Palin have in common with the Balloon man in CO, they know how to get people's attention in order to rake in the dough. What is truly sad is the millions of people who buy into such shit for someone who could have potentially been the leader of the U.S. Every day you hear someone say how the country had gone mad, Congress is crazy, blah, blah, blah. Well, duh! It's the people who have no clue how to use their brains to separate the truth from the B.S.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Congress has not gone mad. They've been crazy as hell for years.
Plus, I told you so. No weenie for your beanie. haha

Note that the quick poll showed 3/4 who voted are smart enough to know this was all a publicity stunt. It is what he and Palin have in common with the Balloon man in CO, they know how to get people's attention in order to rake in the dough. What is truly sad is the millions of people who buy into such shit for someone who could have potentially been the leader of the U.S. Every day you hear someone say how the country had gone mad, Congress is crazy, blah, blah, blah. Well, duh! It's the people who have no clue how to use their brains to separate the truth from the B.S.

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

Congress has not gone mad. They've been crazy as hell for years.
Plus, I told you so. No weenie for your beanie. haha

you're a hoot! :biggrin1:

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

you're a hoot! :biggrin1:

Awww, I've always like your 20 reasons you can't believe what you read on an internet profile.

 

[NewArtz]

First picture from the shoot.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/119378/LEVI-JOHNSTON-PLAYGIRL-PICTURE-PHOTO.jpg

 

[MichiganRico]

First picture from the shoot.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/119378/LEVI-JOHNSTON-PLAYGIRL-PICTURE-PHOTO.jpg

Almost hate to admit this....but he looks HOT !! :firedevil::firedevil::firedevil:

 

[B_ace3316]

First picture from the shoot.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/119378/LEVI-JOHNSTON-PLAYGIRL-PICTURE-PHOTO.jpg

Lips and eyes look good.

 

[iw18]

Almost hate to admit this....but he looks HOT !! :firedevil::firedevil::firedevil:

I hate to admit it too...... damn! Can not wait. :tongue1:

 

[jp]

so when is it going to be released. I went to the playgirl site and he's no where to be found. That should be their lead in.

 

[BoxersMan]

More online pics later this week and the magazine available on the 21st he said on his Twitter. He also is insinuating that there are
frontal shots.

 

[jeff black]

He wants sales, and probably has some sort of increased pay clause if the magazine reaches over 100,000 copies or 1 million copies.

Having said that, I'm disappointed that he chickened out. I mean, i suppose he could show off a bit in another issue, but still... 35,000 is enough to show his dick.

 

[B_Nick8]

Having said that, I'm disappointed that he chickened out. I mean, i suppose he could show off a bit in another issue, but still... 35,000 is enough to show his dick.

Me, too, but I'm more than disappointed; I'm pissed. Both he and his manager stated publicly more than once that he was going full johnson, and although I never thought he had any intention of doing it, I don't like seeing people manipulated to drum up magazine sales on a false premise. We all know those pics will end up here in a heartbeat so I hope no one buys it, feeling mislead. I know I'm not putting any money in their coffers.

 

[TexasTail4U2Use]

Does he not favor Josh Duhamel somewhat in that photo?

 

[thadjock]

Almost hate to admit this....but he looks HOT !! :firedevil::firedevil::firedevil:

I don't hate to admit it, and yeah he does look hot,

porn would definitely be an option, and doesn't gay porn pay better for guys?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Not bag, not bag.
Shot looks pretty good in fact.
Maybe the kid will exceed our expectations while defeating the main one.

 

[DadsAreUs]

I don't hate to admit it, and yeah he does look hot,

porn would definitely be an option, and doesn't gay porn pay better for guys?

It does indeed. But I think you have to be willing to show your dick.