Levi Johnston

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But seriously, is that the best setting the creative minds at Playgirl could come up with. Him in a tiny enclosed shower stall. Unless it was their own little joke of him being "washed-up".
 

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Wow, what a disappointing ass! I expected it to be round and fat like VeeP's ass.

*Gasp*
Are you implying there's junk in my trunk? :tongue:

But seriously, is that the best setting the creative minds at Playgirl could come up with.
Agreed... very unimaginative. I expected a hunting theme or some such. I also wonder if Baskit is paying him or Playgirl, or both. As if we're supposed to believe a loser like him would wear upscale undies... if any at all. Although commando may not be quite so popular in Alaska, come to think of it... lol
 

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Dont forget playgirl.com is putting new pics out next week and in the up coming months. IF he did show full frontal they are not going to show it in the first batch. They want you to keep your membership and wait. If they showed his dick then who would wait next week to see those pics.
 

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Does any one have a playgirl account that I can borrow just to see what all the fuss about the levi johnston pics is really about
 

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Well, one thing is for sure, whatever he does or doesn't have, it obviously suited Palin's daughter and his dick, long, short, fat, thin, cut or uincut, did its job just fine, he got her stuffed and a brilliant baby boy as parting gifts.

That's what's great craic in life, God made so many boys, everyone different, there's sure to be one that suits each of us. I think he's cute, not perfect, but I hope no one is looking for that in me either.

I had a good mate in school. He was hung like a shire horse. He hated it. He couldn't get laid, his reputation for size scared every mare in the paddock and he hated showers after sport because all the other boys stared at his dick. Having is not always as good as wishing and dreaming.

Happy holiday to all my Canadian and American friends here.
 

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According to Playgirl, and this may already be in this line--I'm not going through 28 pages to see, there are more pictures that they will be posting in the coming weeks. I have it on good authority that he shows all. A friend of a friend works with his brother or uncle on the north slope...they say he exposed it all. I think he is cute and has a pretty nice ass. Christiaan is right, we are all different. Hung like a horse is not a good thing. I would much rather be very average than be the size I am. Just my opinion. Being large is a detriment for the most part. If I get to have sex, it is with someone who usually has a sloppy butthole. I don't like that. I preferred my size when I was 16. Oh well, we are all made for a purpose.
 

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Levis is the biggest douche bag on earth, watch him go from hero to zero in record time. He has the personality of a tree stump!
 

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I think the pictures are cute. He's not a knockout entirely. And certainly if not for the Palin connection we wouldn't know about him. If he were just any other Playgirl model he probably wouldn't even be centerfold. But he's still cute. Cute ass. And as for not seeing his penis ... come on. We've all seen millions of penises by now. One less penis we don't get to see. Big deal. If his penis is in keeping with the rest of his body, I'm sure it's entirely average. Oddly, I sort of like that we don't get to see his penis. Leaves some mystery, and mystery is interesting .... provides one interesting feature to an otherwise entirely average, though cute, young man. (Yes, I'm sure he has shit for brains, but he's of no consequence to my life so I don't care.)
 

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I second Henry's comment.
He's cute enough, but I don't suppose I'd look twice at him in a club. I don't care if he's hung or not, but whatever he's got, it's big enough to fill a pram as they say.
 

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Not sure why anyone is surprsied. What did you expect really? Just another no talent person, riding the coatails of another for 15 minutes in the spotlight. I guess its the american way now-a-days. Strike while the iron is hot.... then fade into oblivion. Levi wants to be a model... NOT !!!!!
 

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The thing is........they said he worked out for 12 weeks or something to get buff - WTF? he is a sorry excuse for buff and if he worked out for 12 weeks - he needs to fire his trainer. He is just another dipshit wanting attention - he at least needs to look good nude before he poses. And you can be sure.........he will have a halfy in all the pics so it seems he has a big dick. Levi is a loser.......... and playgirl is hardup for good models