Levi Johnston

[B_frednethel]

"In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes."
- Andy Warhol

Levi's well past his 15 minutes. What's he gonna do a couple of years down the road when his limitless intelligence and family wealth run low (do you catch the sarcasm here?). Sue his ex-almost-mommy-in-law to be able to pay his trailer-park rent?

Reality? The reality is he plugged a girl who was saving herself for marriage. Er, well no, what is it? Oh, yeah, they were getting married. Er, well no, they didn't so he went on to do full-frontal nudity in Playgirl. Er, well no, he didn't do that, so now it's 'reality' tv with high school buds? Which'll be some kind of sequel to Burton's 'Alice in Wonderland', version Bubba.

It's all very sad.

 

[B_OtterJoq]

Levi who?

 

[malo]

I'd rather watch a few episodes of Levi. He's easy on the eye. As for her, she just irrates the hell out of me everytime she opens her mouth. Can you imagine her as the leader of the nation, not in my world. Maybe down the line he'll actually show all of his equipment. He is handsome, well built, how well endowed remains to be seen. He seems rather innocent and naive to all of this adulation. Give the guy a break.

 

[maxcok]

The smartest thing he's done so far may be going right to the edge but not revealing his 'johnston' in Playgirl. The public will keep tuning in hoping, subliminally at least, for a peek at the babymaker. Anybody who doesn't get that should honestly consider why they're on this site.

Sooner or later the goods will pop out, and that will create more or less interest depending on what he's packing, more or less. If more, there's always porn to fall back on. It's only a question whether he gets there before Sister Sarah does her Penthouse spread. I'm picturing a DP with that other phallic luminary John Wayne Bobbit. I'm going to go wash my brain now.

He's simple and unsophisticated for sure, but I don't think he's vacuous. What do you expect from someone so young from the backwoods? No foul in that. You can't blame him for giving the lowbrows what they want either. Blame the voyeuristic public for their endless fascination with 'celebrity' and insatiable appetite for mediocrity and faux 'reality'. I give him credit for extending his 15 minutes and capitalizing on his um, assets. He's either smart like fox and/or has some smart management.

 

[cdunstan1]

Levi who?

Exactly.

 

[MichiganRico]

I'd rather watch a few episodes of Levi. He's easy on the eye. As for her, she just irrates the hell out of me everytime she opens her mouth. Can you imagine her as the leader of the nation, not in my world. Maybe down the line he'll actually show all of his equipment. He is handsome, well built, how well endowed remains to be seen. He seems rather innocent and naive to all of this adulation. Give the guy a break.

Here's a quote from a Gawker entry from last August entitled "Levi Johnston: Gay Icon." IMHO, it pretty much sums up Levi's gay cachet:

"Johnston is a man of marginal talent and intelligence who happens to be hot, which is why the gays like him. He also appeals to that soft spot in most gay men that longs for something authentically masculine. Yeah, he's trade. This is great marketing for him, because, once the Graydon Carters of the world are finished using him to make jokes about Republicans, only the gays will care."

Here's the entire piece: Levi Johnston: Gay Icon - Levi Johnston - Gawker

And for a laugh, some alternative reality-show pitches for Levi to ponder:

4 Foolproof Reality Show Pitches For Levi Johnston | Movieline

 

[accemb]

Rico, you have the best posts - the "Foolproof ...Pitches" was hilarious.

 

[JMMuscle]

I only watch one TV show regularly and seiously considering cancelling my cable subscription because I can watch the show online when it's convenient for me.

 

[mariamluvsEMbig]

according to andy cohen from watch what happens live...levi really does have a huge gay following...

 

[loganxxx22]

Anything that remotely reminds me of Sara Palin makes me want to puke. No thanks.

 

[ferfed]

i guess ill watch

 

[Marco26]

Such a cutie pie.

 

[mickypics]

hell yes, don't care what u say about his dumbass personality - he's hot as fuck. I'd wreck that body. i put him in the category of Federline (when he first came into the public eye). dumb hot dude who'd i'd kneel down for

 

[snobbes]

Dont he look kinda royal ? prins carl philip - Google-søk

 

[B_frednethel]

Johnston 'royal'?? Ya gotta be kiddin me. Berk.

Prince Carl Philip royally hot? YOU BET! Bring on THAT kind of royal

Dont he look kinda royal ? prins carl philip - Google-søk

 

[texas41-38]

I do not want to see anything that has been close to any of the Palin vagina's.

 

[FuzzyKen]

First we have to endure the 15 minutes of fame of the "legend in her own mind" Sarah Palin. Now we are forced to watch a teenage father of an illegitimate child as he "hustles" his way up towards fame and the misfortune of others for his "15-minutes".

He may have "eye candy" aspects in the eyes of some, but, everyone needs to remember exactly how his "fame" has been achieved. In truth he is a brainless teenager of questionable moral character who outside of marriage managed to get the daughter of a vice-presidential candidate pregnant. Remember too that if he had the hustler mentality that this could have been the game plan from the beginning. The only thing that saves him from that in my eyes is that it takes brain power. What he has right now are good promotors looking to cash in on their own 15 minutes of fame by promoting him.

If his show is a hit it would just be the proof that most television viewers have now reached a lower rung on the evolution scale than even I thought possible.

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

Oh hell to the no! I'll pass on this one.

 

[BIGDP]

Levi Johnston got thrust into something I'm sure he never imagined.

Please tell me with a straight face that if you were not some local yokel from a small town in Alaska that you would not have done something to try to improve your situation if you had the opportunity.

Just as an aside, I happened to be in Anchorage, Alaska when Palin was announced as the VP candidate. Folks I talked to were mixed 50-50 about her. No one had heard of Levi Johnston at that point. We happened to be driving through Wasilla the next day, and I can tell you it is a spot in the road and nothing more.

 

[Gillette]

Levi Johnston got thrust into something I'm sure he never imagined.

Bristol?