Lewd Limerick Lovers!

[Pecker]

There once was a man from Australia
Who had rather large genitalia
He said to his bride,
'Don't run and hide
Cause wherever you go I can nail ya.'

Pecker

 

[Pecker]

There once was a man from Australia
Who had rather large genitalia
He said to his bride,
'It's useless to hide,
Cause wherever you go I can nail ya!'

Pecker

 

[Pecker]

There once was a fellow named Fong
Who's penis was seven feet long.
It was bronzed when he died,
For the Church of Saint Clyde,
Where it's now a bell clapper, ding dong!

Pecker

 

[Pecker]

There once was a boy named McNameter
Who was blessed with great length and diameter
But it wasn't his size
That gave them surprise
It was his rhythm, iambic pentameter!

Pecker

 

[Pecker]

There is a young milkman named Schwartz,
Whose short cock's all covered with warts.
But women do play
With his dick anyway,
'Cause they know young Schwartz comes in quarts.

Pecker

 

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oldman9x7: There was a young lady from Sydney
Who could take it clear up to her kidney,
But a man from Quebek
Ran it up to her neck --
He had a BIG one, didn'' 'e?

Gramps

 

[Pecker]

How about a female biggun? (Sorry I couldn't pass this one up!)

There once was a villian most feared,
Who tied a lass to a train track and leered,
But he tied her up wrong-ways,
Not cross-ways but long-ways,
And a forty car train disappeared!

Pecker

 

[Pecker]

There was a young stud from Missouri
Who fucked with astonishing fury
'Til taken to court
For his vigorous sport,
And condemned by a poorly-hung jury.

Pecker