Liar, liar, cunt on fire

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I would wiggle out - but then I'd want to wiggle back in half way, then out and in, wiggle round the edges (for half and hour or so) - then do some non-wiggle related jiggling and a little slipping - but not too much, followed by long slow wiggling for an hour and finishing up with some some really hard intense wiggling til I came.. out. Wouldn't that be more fun?
 

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Have you forgotten me so quickly that you have no clue where I'm coming from?

No, Spiker067, I haven't forgotten you. I suspect you make an impression wherever you go. I'm just baffled as to whom in particular you are addressing this thread. To a body part? To a specific woman? To all women?

Unless you are responding to a falsehood spoken by a specific woman (in which case it would make more sense to address her as something more specific than "cunt"), it's insulting.
 

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I think it probably takes them a little longer to figure out that they are aroused. Now don't be confused. After scarface came into being, us men evolved a little voice in our heads that goes off whenever we get aroused and says "say hello to my little friend." Can be annoying.
 

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But off course it would be.:biggrin1:

In Pete n Dud is Pete the hung lover and dud the husband?:wink:

Actually - IIRC Dud says 'it's nice out' (and they are of course Peter Cook and Dudley Moore's characters - but you knew that, right?)

I was going to be all offended at this too - but with emoticons coming out of your ears I just could believe there was any seriousness... but some people don't like 'cunt' as a label - and I get that, Holly and Gilette do have a valid pov too, spiker.
 

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10 mins? maybe watching porno, could happen. but with a real live humans, it takes both sexes way less. like right now! give it to me baby.
 

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on the other hand.. watching Canadian landscapes- that's gotta cool everybody down. It could take 10 minutes to get hot again after watching Canadian landscapes.
 

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I'm just baffled as to whom in particular you are addressing this thread. To a body part? To a specific woman? To all women?
Only to the general premise that is largely held, ergo the study done and the opening line to the article.:smile:

(in which case it would make more sense to address her as something more specific than "cunt"), it's insulting.

I knew I should have said 'vagina on fire' but my friends wouldn't let me. They said cunt was far more lyrical.:tongue:
 

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I thought the obvious point to raise would be, 'what was the porno they watched?'

Was is small dicked or big dicked porno? Was it plot porno or was it wham bam thank you ma'm porno?

After some research watching some pro/am porn (yuvutu among others) it is qualitatively evident that the average penis IS in fact 5 to 6.1 inches in length and 4.5 -5 inches in girth (backs up the studies).

Not only the pro but the the amateur women like the bigger cocks. You can see it on their face and in their demeanor. You can see it in the preference they show when allowed to choose between cocks to grab or blow on or even actually take vaginally in threesomes or orgy parties. Most women seem to take large cocks a lot easier than you'd expect given the average cock size.

I'm coming up with a theory of evolution that would explain why then so many penises are smaller than the ideal.:biggrin1: