LIAR LIAR Measuring tape on fire!!

[biguy2738]

Ahh, yes, the European excuse. ...those guys. Grrr.

Don't worry, I'll still spank you. :wink:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

This award entails the privilege of servicing Alex8's 10% straight preference for the coming year.

SLAAAAAP!
Lissen, hunbuns, the percentage and the preference are user's choice.
And 'cumming year'?
Alex hopes.

 

[D_alex8]

SLAAAAAP!

If ever a remake of "Dynasty" is planned, I hope you'll be putting yourself forward for the rôle of Alexis.

 

[biguy2738]

If ever a remake of "Dynasty" is planned, I hope you'll be putting yourself forward for the rôle of Alexis.

Visions of Rubi with hair that's "exploded". His back to us. He spins round and says: "I'll get you Dexter...um..er...Alex8" :smile:


That slap hurt, by the way!!!

Apologies to Alex8, it was a dumb comment though I really didn't mean anything malicious by it, I assure you.​

 

[D_N Flay Table]

whats wrong with 'rounding off"

hahaha is it better to say 7.9 inches?
or do you just round up to 8?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

If ever a remake of "Dynasty" is planned, I hope you'll be putting yourself forward for the rôle of Alexis.

Rôle?
Rôle?
Yes, I will, fair Alex ... but only so I can bitchslap the circonflexually pre10shus.

Apologies to Alex8, it was a dumb comment though I really didn't mean anything malicious by it, I assure you.

He is too intelligent to forgive you.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

Rôle?
Rôle?
Yes, I will, fair Alex ... but only so I can bitchslap the circonflexually pre10shus.




He is too intelligent to forgive you.

-ouch, I know I have said stupid things on here, and had to make ammends, that is part of life, I typically won't edit what I have said, and just catch shit for it.
how bout you let alex decide who he will forgive and not forgive.
or.... is that your job?
thanks

 

[biguy2738]

-ouch, I know I have said stupid things on here, and had to make ammends, that is part of life, I typically won't edit what I have said, and just catch shit for it.
how bout you let alex decide who he will forgive and not forgive.
or.... is that your job?
thanks

RELAX DJG, Rubi's my bud...

Some people get a kick out of seeing hotties,
Rubi get's a kick out of seeing me squirm. :smile: He's only kidding....


Did my squirming do it for you, hey Rubi? Did it? I suggest you do something with your pouffed out Alexis Carrington hair - it's so 1980's! :biggrin1:

 

[B_spiker067]

It is what it is. My measuring tape has never caught fire. :tongue:

 

[biguy2738]

Alex8 please punish me and make all my dreams come true - I can dress like Alexis if you want....we can make a movie called "How Alex 8 Alexis"

:eek22: ...and I thought I knew him! First it's MB, now it's Rubi...


THIS JUST IN:

People lie over the internet - I kid you not. Keep your eyes peeled! :bigeyes2:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

He is too intelligent to forgive you.

how bout you let alex decide who he will forgive and not forgive.
or.... is that your job?
thanks

This isn't what you think, DJG.
Sort of an in-house joke, that's all.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Did my squirming do it for you, hey Rubi? Did it?

Yes, yes, yes. I think your per diem should go up.

I suggest you do something with your pouffed out Alexis Carrington hair - it's so 1980's! :biggrin1:

I'm considering the other extreme ... trimming my pubes.
Hard to explain having so much hair down there.

 

[biguy2738]

I'm considering the other extreme ... trimming my pubes.
Hard to explain having so much hair down there.

Can I help? Please? We can either braid them or make dredlocks! We just won't ask MB to measure them because she's bound to get it all wrong! :tongue:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Can I help? Please? We can either braid them or make dredlocks! We just won't ask MB to measure them because she's bound to get it all wrong! :tongue:

Lissen, biguy, since you're so eager ... you can measure anything you want.

 

[biguy2738]

Lissen, biguy, since you're so eager ... you can measure anything you want.

........on my way........................:biggrin1:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

........on my knees ........................:biggrin1:

Excellent, biguy.
Really excellent.

 

[biguy2738]

Take me, biguy.
Please have your way with me.

Well, seeing that you insist!

 

[invisibleman]

BREAKING NEWS:

Sources have just revealed that Mr B is actually three quarters of an A. It has been discovered that his publicist, ManlyBanisters is either unable to use a ruler, or she doesn't have to count. "I am a scoundrel and a liar," she professed while donning a Miss Piggy mask and wearing a sheer silk camisole.

Crowds are flocking in protest to this new revelation. Some demanding that they take Mr B for a test drive in order to see if he measures up, others wanting to take ManlyBanisters and teach her how to use a ruler, what other uses a ruler has and how to avoid making cock ups in the future.

We'll keep you posted with round the clock new updates!

THIS JUST IN:
BigGuy is a genius. Rih bends over, lifts up dress and receives ten thwacks from her own newly purchased ruler that BigGuy wrended from her little white knuckles. Yowza, my fanny is red! ManlyBan! I just can't stand for you to see me like this!!!!

The two bestest and funniest peeps in the world: Rihanna and Biguy. I love these peeps. Madeleine Kahn is the bomb. I loved Young Frankenstein.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Well, seeing that you insist!

... and that you persist!

 

[biguy2738]

... and that you persist!

Only when it comes to you, dear Rubi, only when it comes to you!