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this is a one shot written based on a quip made while chatting with a member who began as one of my biggest fans (in all senses of the term) who transitioned into a friend and collaborator, enjoy!
it had been a crazy year, the government released a draconian law that any man above a certain measurement had to get certified as well endowed, and able to use it
it meant any dating app, or hook up app, had to feature the markers, ofcourse many men tried to fake the marker, or buy them off the dark web
it was designed to allow partners to make informed decisions before taking home Barry from accounting only to find out he had more dick than could be handled
the majority had the endowed marker, of those less than half had the “licence to fuck” as the government had called it
craig had alreaady been through the process, it had been mortifying, standing naked in a cold clinical room, his cock measured both soft and erect, his numbers put in their equation, confirming he was eligible, he was then lead to a room with a life like latex sex doll, and instructed to fuck it as he would a possible partner, something about sensors within the doll to let staff know his skills, and to alert staff when he was done
so he did as asked and fucked the life out of the doll, so to speak, as clinicians cooly wrote notes on clipboards, once he got past the initial awkwardness he kind of got into it, even if the other person was an inanimate piece of latex
he had gone home and waited, and waited, and waited for his licence, only to receive a letter asking him to return to the centre
so he sat outside of an office waiting, unsure why he had been singled out, he had done as asked, none of the others who had gone through the process had been called back
“mr Williams?” the door opened
“hi im Dr smith, please take a seat”
“no offence doctor but why am I here?”
Dr smith sat the otherside of the desk
“there are some.... discrepancies regarding the results of you practical exam”
“i am confused”
“as im sure you were told, the dolls used have sensors in them, designed to register how much pleasure a partner would get from the intercourse with you and your cock”
craig nodded to show he was listening
“an average score for a gentleman applying for his licence, a passing score is 100, you scored 500, highest score we have seen in the programmes, not to mention the length of the test, I read you came 4 times but kept going?”
“i had masturbated that morning doctor”
“mhmmmm” doctor smith responded still reading the notes “it is also stated that averaged out between those 4 loads your volume is also within the top percentile”
“surely all of this is positive? Why am I here?”
“some believe you somehow faked your test, to bump up your score, numbing gel on the cock, magnet in a ring to trick the sensors, fake semen pumped into your balls”
“people do that?”
“youd be surprised!”
craig sat there dumbfounded “so what now?”
“we have to re do the test, here in the lab, with a live subject, I note on your paperwork you are under the bi umbrella, do you want a male or female?”
craig stood approaching the doctor “you'll do just fine” he smirked pulling the doctor in for a passionate kiss
“mr Williams....this is highly unorthodox, not to mention unethical....i am the one administering the exam!” with each sentence the doctor felt his resolve weaken as he felt craigs cock hardening in his trousers, though he would never admit it he had watched craigs test video multiple times and jerked off
craig took the doctors hand and placed it on his bulge
the doctors fingers instinctively wrapped around it feeling its length, its girth, the heat, the weight
craig gently encouraged the doctor onto his knees and undid his belt and fly revealing a tuft of pubic hair, he had gone commando
he hauled out his cock and it knocked the doctors glasses off his face with the fore it sprung up upon being released
“sorry doc” craig chuckled stroking the doctors face
the doctor stared for a moment, dumb struck mouth open, in person it was truly a sight to behold
“i know its pretty but I could really do with a blowjob”
the doctor didnt hesitate, licking and sucking craigs swollen cock lapping at his over full balls
craig stroked the doctors head, it had been months since he had gotten any action, since the law came out it was technically illegal for him to get laid without his licences, and he had missed the feel of a hot wet mouth on his cock the sound of sloppy head
he began to pump his hips uncontrollably forcing more of his cock down the doctors throat making his choke and gag, he couldnt stop, it just felt so good
eventually he pulled the doctor to his feet kissing him again before bending him over his own desk
the doctor had a moment of clarity, how had this all got so out of hand, how had he let a man whose licence was still pending get him into this position, he could see the discrete silent alarm under his desk but just as he went to reach for it
his mind went blank, completely void of all thought and feeling as he felt craigs thick warm wet tongue lap at his tight pink hairy hole, moaning
this was one of craigs favourite parts, opening a partner up, getting them ready, he could spend hours doing it, but he was a man on a mission, if he was going to be penalised and doubted for being too good in bed, he would show them
he applied a liberal amount of the medical grade lube onto his cock and the doctors hole
“Mr Williams I do believe you have gone far enough! This is ridicu......oh fuck!”
the feeling was indescribable, as craigs thick cock stretched dr smiths tight hole open wide, as slowly, ever so slowly he inched his way in, running his hands up and down under the doctors button up shirt
craig grunted as he bottomed out and the doctor shuddered, he had never felt so full of cock before in his life
craig slowly pulled out halfway then slid back in, making sure the doctor was well and truly receptive
slowly he picked up the pace his hips slamming into the doctors as the desk creaked and groaned
the doctor could merely hold on to the desk to keep his balance and position, he didnt want the sensations he was feeling to end as craig pistoned his monster cock in and out
craig wrapped the doctors tie in his fist to ensure the doctor maintained a good arch and kept pounding, leaning down to kiss him hard
after what felt like hours, doctor smith felt his balls churning, this was unheard of, he hadnt even touched himself, with a whimper stifled by craigs mouth he shot his load all over his office floor, but craig kept pounding, each thrust causing more cum to fly from dr smith cock
hours later and multiple loads from both dr smith and craig (one of which they managed to catch in a sample pot) craigs cock finally began to soften and craig collapsed onto the doctors back
slowly the pair got dressed, both a little tender from their encounter, and sat back down on either side of the desk, dr smith very gingerly, his ass aching from the pounding he had taken, and the many loads now deep in his guts
craig sat up having used some paper towels to mop up as much of dr smith load as he could
“mr Williams, it is safe to say your first assessment was accurate”
“thank you” craig smirked now sitting back in his chair legs spread far more relaxed now he had cum
“here is your licence, your score will be reflected on it letting partners know they are in for a good time if they get to be with you, I am again sorry for the inconvinience and hope you enjoy the rest of your day”
craig swaggered out of the office with a new sense of accomplisment and confidence
“Peggy, cancel my next appointment I need a moment” doctor smith said gingerly walking to his en suite to clean himself up and make him look less like a man who had his brains fucked out of him
as craig read his paper work detailing what all of this meant he noticed at the bottom doctor smith had written his mobile number down
it had been a crazy year, the government released a draconian law that any man above a certain measurement had to get certified as well endowed, and able to use it
it meant any dating app, or hook up app, had to feature the markers, ofcourse many men tried to fake the marker, or buy them off the dark web
it was designed to allow partners to make informed decisions before taking home Barry from accounting only to find out he had more dick than could be handled
the majority had the endowed marker, of those less than half had the “licence to fuck” as the government had called it
craig had alreaady been through the process, it had been mortifying, standing naked in a cold clinical room, his cock measured both soft and erect, his numbers put in their equation, confirming he was eligible, he was then lead to a room with a life like latex sex doll, and instructed to fuck it as he would a possible partner, something about sensors within the doll to let staff know his skills, and to alert staff when he was done
so he did as asked and fucked the life out of the doll, so to speak, as clinicians cooly wrote notes on clipboards, once he got past the initial awkwardness he kind of got into it, even if the other person was an inanimate piece of latex
he had gone home and waited, and waited, and waited for his licence, only to receive a letter asking him to return to the centre
so he sat outside of an office waiting, unsure why he had been singled out, he had done as asked, none of the others who had gone through the process had been called back
“mr Williams?” the door opened
“hi im Dr smith, please take a seat”
“no offence doctor but why am I here?”
Dr smith sat the otherside of the desk
“there are some.... discrepancies regarding the results of you practical exam”
“i am confused”
“as im sure you were told, the dolls used have sensors in them, designed to register how much pleasure a partner would get from the intercourse with you and your cock”
craig nodded to show he was listening
“an average score for a gentleman applying for his licence, a passing score is 100, you scored 500, highest score we have seen in the programmes, not to mention the length of the test, I read you came 4 times but kept going?”
“i had masturbated that morning doctor”
“mhmmmm” doctor smith responded still reading the notes “it is also stated that averaged out between those 4 loads your volume is also within the top percentile”
“surely all of this is positive? Why am I here?”
“some believe you somehow faked your test, to bump up your score, numbing gel on the cock, magnet in a ring to trick the sensors, fake semen pumped into your balls”
“people do that?”
“youd be surprised!”
craig sat there dumbfounded “so what now?”
“we have to re do the test, here in the lab, with a live subject, I note on your paperwork you are under the bi umbrella, do you want a male or female?”
craig stood approaching the doctor “you'll do just fine” he smirked pulling the doctor in for a passionate kiss
“mr Williams....this is highly unorthodox, not to mention unethical....i am the one administering the exam!” with each sentence the doctor felt his resolve weaken as he felt craigs cock hardening in his trousers, though he would never admit it he had watched craigs test video multiple times and jerked off
craig took the doctors hand and placed it on his bulge
the doctors fingers instinctively wrapped around it feeling its length, its girth, the heat, the weight
craig gently encouraged the doctor onto his knees and undid his belt and fly revealing a tuft of pubic hair, he had gone commando
he hauled out his cock and it knocked the doctors glasses off his face with the fore it sprung up upon being released
“sorry doc” craig chuckled stroking the doctors face
the doctor stared for a moment, dumb struck mouth open, in person it was truly a sight to behold
“i know its pretty but I could really do with a blowjob”
the doctor didnt hesitate, licking and sucking craigs swollen cock lapping at his over full balls
craig stroked the doctors head, it had been months since he had gotten any action, since the law came out it was technically illegal for him to get laid without his licences, and he had missed the feel of a hot wet mouth on his cock the sound of sloppy head
he began to pump his hips uncontrollably forcing more of his cock down the doctors throat making his choke and gag, he couldnt stop, it just felt so good
eventually he pulled the doctor to his feet kissing him again before bending him over his own desk
the doctor had a moment of clarity, how had this all got so out of hand, how had he let a man whose licence was still pending get him into this position, he could see the discrete silent alarm under his desk but just as he went to reach for it
his mind went blank, completely void of all thought and feeling as he felt craigs thick warm wet tongue lap at his tight pink hairy hole, moaning
this was one of craigs favourite parts, opening a partner up, getting them ready, he could spend hours doing it, but he was a man on a mission, if he was going to be penalised and doubted for being too good in bed, he would show them
he applied a liberal amount of the medical grade lube onto his cock and the doctors hole
“Mr Williams I do believe you have gone far enough! This is ridicu......oh fuck!”
the feeling was indescribable, as craigs thick cock stretched dr smiths tight hole open wide, as slowly, ever so slowly he inched his way in, running his hands up and down under the doctors button up shirt
craig grunted as he bottomed out and the doctor shuddered, he had never felt so full of cock before in his life
craig slowly pulled out halfway then slid back in, making sure the doctor was well and truly receptive
slowly he picked up the pace his hips slamming into the doctors as the desk creaked and groaned
the doctor could merely hold on to the desk to keep his balance and position, he didnt want the sensations he was feeling to end as craig pistoned his monster cock in and out
craig wrapped the doctors tie in his fist to ensure the doctor maintained a good arch and kept pounding, leaning down to kiss him hard
after what felt like hours, doctor smith felt his balls churning, this was unheard of, he hadnt even touched himself, with a whimper stifled by craigs mouth he shot his load all over his office floor, but craig kept pounding, each thrust causing more cum to fly from dr smith cock
hours later and multiple loads from both dr smith and craig (one of which they managed to catch in a sample pot) craigs cock finally began to soften and craig collapsed onto the doctors back
slowly the pair got dressed, both a little tender from their encounter, and sat back down on either side of the desk, dr smith very gingerly, his ass aching from the pounding he had taken, and the many loads now deep in his guts
craig sat up having used some paper towels to mop up as much of dr smith load as he could
“mr Williams, it is safe to say your first assessment was accurate”
“thank you” craig smirked now sitting back in his chair legs spread far more relaxed now he had cum
“here is your licence, your score will be reflected on it letting partners know they are in for a good time if they get to be with you, I am again sorry for the inconvinience and hope you enjoy the rest of your day”
craig swaggered out of the office with a new sense of accomplisment and confidence
“Peggy, cancel my next appointment I need a moment” doctor smith said gingerly walking to his en suite to clean himself up and make him look less like a man who had his brains fucked out of him
as craig read his paper work detailing what all of this meant he noticed at the bottom doctor smith had written his mobile number down
